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sweets · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Dec 18, 2005 Posts: 811

sex, smoking and flying anything else you guys want to talk about lol because hey Im up for anything. lol

Shades, salut vous ombrage l'ange vous

Shades

- sweets

Shades, salut vous ombrage l'ange vous

*DRIBBLEZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

JG300-Ascout

- Shades

- sweets

Shades, salut vous ombrage l'ange vous

*DRIBBLEZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

I think you got something on your pants there, Son....

Shades

LOL!

sweets · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Dec 18, 2005 Posts: 811

Hmmm! lol

FF_StepChild

Let me get this straight... You are saying that Rush Limbaugh smokes joints after having sex with immigrants? Or immigrants that smoke are NOT allowed to have sex with Rush?

and by the way, what is the average airspeed of a swallow?

Shades

European or African?

FF_StepChild

I don't know....WHOOOOOOSH

Shades

www.mwscomp.com/movies...ail-01.htm

ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR:
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1:
But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah.
SOLDIER #1:
So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2:
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1:
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2:
Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1:
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2:
Well, why not?

Kitform

You should really get out more Shades...lol

Shades

Could've been worse.... could've been Life of Brian.

CENTURION:
What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
BRIAN:
It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.
CENTURION:
No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
BRIAN:
Aah!
CENTURION:
Come on!
BRIAN:
'R-- Romanus'?
CENTURION:
Goes like...?
BRIAN:
'Annus'?
CENTURION:
Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
BRIAN:
Eh. 'Anni'?
CENTURION:
'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
BRIAN:
'Go'. Let--
CENTURION:
Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
BRIAN:
Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
CENTURION:
So 'eunt' is...?
BRIAN:
Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
CENTURION:
But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
BRIAN:
The... imperative!
CENTURION:
Which is...?
BRIAN:
Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
CENTURION:
How many Romans?
BRIAN:
Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
CENTURION:
'Ite'.
BRIAN:
Ah. Eh.
CENTURION:
'Domus'?
BRIAN:
Eh.
CENTURION:
Nominative?
BRIAN:
Oh.
CENTURION:
'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
BRIAN:
Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
CENTURION:
Except that 'domus' takes the...?
BRIAN:
The locative, sir!
CENTURION:
Which is...?!
BRIAN:
'Domum'.
CENTURION:
'Domum'.
BRIAN:
Aaah! Ah.
CENTURION:
'Um'. Understand?
BRIAN:
Yes, sir.
CENTURION:
Now, write it out a hundred times.

Kitform

lol...He's not the messiah, he's just a naughty boy

Adrian_Wainer · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Jun 03, 2006 Posts: 255

I do not see what if anything Sweets post has got to do with flightsim, like whether I agreed with Sweet or I didn't or I agreed with Limbaugh or I didn't, I can't see what your [ i.e. Sweet's ] post is doing here.

Cojones Anyone! As it so happens I happened to be a passenger on a real World Mexicana Boeing 727 that had a major engine failure during take off, frankly I think if the pilots from the airlines of several other countrys had being flying it, I would not be around here to be talking about it!

www.defenselink.mil/ne...10214.html

www.airartnw.com/image...atures.jpg

Hasta la Vista Baby
Adrian Wainer

sweets · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Dec 18, 2005 Posts: 811

Adrian,you are such a sweet guy bet alot of people luv ya. Mr. Green

NS38th_Aristaeus

- Adrian_Wainer

Cojones Anyone! As it so happens I happened to be a passenger on a real World Mexicana Boeing 727 that had a major engine failure during take off, frankly I think if the pilots from the airlines of several other countrys had being flying it, I would not be around here to be talking about it!

www.defenselink.mil/ne...10214.html

www.airartnw.com/image...atures.jpg

Hasta la Vista Baby
Adrian Wainer

Although I don't doubt the flying ability of a prof pilot from Mexico, the statement:

I think if the pilots from the airlines of several other countrys had being flying it, I would not be around here to be talking about it!

suggest that the Mexican airline pilots are better then most, which I doubt.
Regardless of where pilots are from training will only take you so far. Your are either a good pilot or ur not.

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