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FF_StepChild
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:45 am
Post subject: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:08 am
Post subject: Re: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

LOL!!!!

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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:53 am Post subject: Re: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
LOL...VERY true! lol

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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:01 pm Post subject: Re: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
- FF_StepChild Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Yep, got the 'T' shirt

FF_StepChild
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:07 pm
Post subject: Re: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

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FF_StepChild
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:33 am
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Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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