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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:08 pm
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then. -- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINKS YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. --
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that - - Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have s e x with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. --
Theodore, age 8

(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --
Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is.......

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck. -- Ricky, age 10
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:39 pm
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Laughing LMAO Laughing

I'll need to try some of those lines at home .. Wink Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:55 am
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Hmm Spanky?, have you used any of those lines on your wife yet? those are very cute and guys sounds like some could work. But take it from a woman they wont, lol Twisted Evil Wink
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:03 am
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(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck. -- Ricky, age 10
Worked on every girlfriend I've ever been out with. Same with hair and shoes.

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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:58 am
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lol well those wont work on me! takes a little more of something Wink
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:11 am
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lmao..too funny...but, as kids usually are, very HONEST!!..
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:23 pm
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- sweets
Hmm Spanky?, have you used any of those lines on your wife yet? those are very cute and guys sounds like some could work. But take it from a woman they wont, lol Twisted Evil Wink


sweets- I hope you wouldn't fall for any of those little sneaky boys and their outlandish trickery to soften your heart !!! Cool



Some of those little rascals might be lil' heart breakers!! Razz

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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:07 pm
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heartbreakers you say ? well I do like boys with fly toys, and those little rascals are so darn cute especially the ones who use tricks Wink Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:33 am
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<<< Fly trick rascaliest


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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:57 am
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Ombrage Cool l'ange que vous êtes si mignon et un de mes plus grands ventilateurs ici je pense Wink
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:08 am
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Sounds great but it translated as;
Shade the angel that you are so nice and one of my larger ventilators here I think
which was a worry, although most of the CFS1 community might well be able to verify it.
Hehehe.

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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:29 am
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lol silly guy Wink Mr. Green
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