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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:52 am
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Ten Dollars
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Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.
Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there
airplane." And every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but
that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten
dollars."

One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said,
"Edna, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year
I may never get another chance."

Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars,
and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a
deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet
for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you,
but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds
of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard.
He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.

They land and the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I did
everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you
didn't."

Fred replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna
fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."


have a good week-end guys!! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:16 am
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:07 am
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well it IS ten dollars

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:01 pm
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hell I'd pay ten dollars...lol
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:53 pm
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If this was Miss Kitty's, I might be tempted to say I'd risk 10 bucks to see sweets fall out.
Of course, it isn't...
So I won't...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:54 pm
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p.s.
I've been trying not to say that since Saturday but it just wouldn't stay in any longer.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:43 am
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lol ahh! Shades you are such a sweetie
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get a room...

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*runs on ahead...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:16 am
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hmm! thank you for the idea Twisted Evil Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:01 am
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WOOHOO!!!


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