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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:52 am
Post subject: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you....

...you know who you are. Wink ( a word to the unwise )

"Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature smileyface*.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his Johnson* severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his Johnson*."


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*because it's the "Officers Club".....apologies in advance to Mr. Johnson.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:02 pm
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lolol

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:37 pm
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One wonders about some parts of the population one thought they where extint, apparantly they are not.

How daft can one be, really ??

rotflmao!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:43 pm
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ROFLMAO.... Some people will believe ANYTHING...lol
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:00 am
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Hi Folks!

I hear that area of the world has a test where a man can learn if his future wife maybe a witch.

1. Weigh the lady in question.
2. Have lady in question set on a broom.
3. Reweigh the lady with broom.
If weight goes up do to the addation of the broom, she is not a witch. Razz
If weight goes down because the broom is holding her up, she is a witch. Crying or Very sad

I guess if that area has witch doctors, then there must also be witchs.

The above is one of those things I came acrossed on the internet. Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:40 pm
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damn...anybody wanna by a hedgehog????
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:33 am
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Anyone wanna buy a witch !!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:50 pm
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Twisted Evil Oh, I'm not for sale. Sorry! LOL LOL LOL.

Then again, for the right Luftwaffle, I COULD be bought. Twisted Evil

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