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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:15 am
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
>>>clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
>>>"Because you have tried your best to be faithful to me in all ways,
> I
>>>will grant you one wish."
>>>
>>>The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
>>>ride over anytime I want."
>>>
>>>The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the
> enormous
>>>challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
>>>reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would
>>>take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do
> it,
>>>but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things.
>>>Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and
>>>glorify me."
>>>
>>>The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord,
>>>I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she
> feels
>>>inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
>>>why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
>>>and how I can make a woman truly happy."
>>>
>>>The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
>



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:52 am
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I could've taught him about women.
I understand them perfectly.

When a woman looks a certain way and says "Nothing's wrong!" it just means she caught me humming or whistling to myself.
And a man can make a woman truly happy by ordering a second credit card with her name on it.

*sigh*

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:11 am
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shades dont give the women any ideas! ah heck do! ill just tell the card company to put it in your name anyways Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:49 pm
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- Shades
And a man can make a woman truly happy by ordering a second credit card with her name on it.


DOH!

Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:04 am
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thats not how to make a woman happy!!! Evil or Very Mad you guys got a lot to learn about women Mr. Green well this woman anyway!!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:41 pm
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lol
j/k hon.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:58 pm
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A woman wants to know she is beautiful and that you feel she is worth fighting for... she wants to be pursued and to know she is the more valuable to you than anything else in the world...

Guys, try reading John Eldridge's 'Wild at Heart" (it really a book about your heart guys - why men are warriors so to speak...) and it explains the beautiful heart of a woman...

I am blessed to be loved by a beautiful Calabrian woman and if you guys need more clues, just ask old slow LOL (not that I have it right in her eyes either LOL)...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:29 am
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Mr. Green *claps* well said Slow see some of you guys*Shady* Wink there is a guy out there who knows how to treat a woman Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:04 am
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'Mere.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:23 pm
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ok! Im here, now what Shady? Mr. Green Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:15 am
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Dang!
That's the bit I always get stuck at.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:34 am
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serves ya right shades...lol Slow...any Man who thinks he knows what women want is living in a fantasy world....Each woman is different and wonderful in her own way and expects to be treated as such. To group
all women together is like saying I,ll treat a lion the same way I do a house cat...both are felines, but you gotta handle um way different. Thats what makes this world so wonderful...to have women in it....


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:15 am
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awe your a sweetie to Rigel & most wise *Hugz*
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