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off to Grannies for turkey........

This is kinda funny...

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible
my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from
the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and
inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started
to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her
that turkeys lay eggs!