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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:25 pm
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....but we're gonna' have to have a scrap steel drive or capture some rail lines.

Who knows something about steam that doesn't involve refried beans and salsa muy picante?



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:28 pm
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Where's the guns? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:36 am
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so let me get this straight, you get a giant beer keg, lay it down sideways, paint it black and put big wheels on it. Rolling Eyes seems like a lot of work Twisted Evil
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I might have a line on some used rail and some cheap labour (these guys work for beer) I once read a comprehensive book on the Stanley steamer so I should be a shoe in for the job of Fireman Laughing

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BRILLIANT!!!!! We NEED more efficient beer shipping, as it increases our potential "throughput"!!!!!

The thing I don't get quite yet is, OK we put the giant beer keg on it's side and lay it on the tracks in front of the engine. Then we push it with the cow-catcher. So far so good. Level track and uphill, no problem, but what do we do when going downhill? Bungee-cord the keg to the front of the engine or just let it roll on down and catch up to it again at the bottom of th'hill?

I second Dan for job of Firem'n. I spent a summer working at the San Onofre nuclear plant shoveling plutonium into the reactor, and it's a tough job so we need tough people.....


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I spent a summer working at the San Onofre nuclear plant shoveling plutonium into the reactor.....


You know, that might explain a lot. Rolling Eyes

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You'd think so, but I've always had the oversized tusks and Stoopy-sense(TM).

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You'd think so, but I've always had the oversized tusks and Stoopy-sense(TM).


So maybe we should actually thank the plutonium for arresting the process? Shocked

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Yes, yes, radiation is our friend.......stop stalling!!!! You really don't know how to manage rollin' that beer down the hill, don't you???

We could weld up a huge inverted hook on an arm that's hinged to the front of the boiler and it could fit over the giant beer keg so it could push it and also keep it in place on the downhill section, and we could use some of the recycled pigsty mud to greese the hook assembly to keep it from wearing a groove into the keg.......

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YES! I like it!...and fitted with a retractable cow-catcher, it'd be like a giant "church key"!



And when we move between islands, we got this...I KNEW them cranes would come in handy! Wink

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I heard this was the official JG 300 beer carrier


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It's like some horrific St. Patty's day joke!! Laughing

Although I normally don't go for the gentic-maniuplation thing, I think those guys are on the right track using Jellyfish cells. Imagine what kind of Wild Sau we'd have if the tusks could be made to inject that Jellyfish poison-stingy-stuff.....YOW!

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I heard this was the official JG 300 beer carrier

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Ach your new security is most impressive
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