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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 5:01 pm
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Piney thinks he has Swine Flu.
He says he keeps coming out in rashers.
I think he's telling porkies but tried to help anyway by phoning for an ambulance.
I just got a load of crackling on the line.


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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:33 pm
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Don't worry..................We're all dead in 2 weeks Rolling Eyes

JG300 will survive Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:42 pm
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The JG300 R&D team, laboring in their underground labs deep inside the secret mountain were actually working on a strain lethal to skwirrels, but a spontaneous mutation caused it to jump species. We're just really sorry about this whole bru-ha-ha and will try to be more careful next time.

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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:42 am
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actually the doctor said the rash come from hanging out with vermin like tree rats, says the only effective cure is to exterminate them, I'm headin to the ammo store now so I can get a good start Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:04 pm
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JG300 bacteriological warfare dept.

Piney, you never hung out with a tree-ra.... SKWIRRELL!
You hide behind trees, about 50yds away, with a air rifle aimed at 'em.

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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 11:20 pm
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my young'un have air rifles, for a measly 50 yard shot at a big target like a skwirrel I'd use my .22 Ansch├╝tz and aim fer yer eyeball Smile
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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:27 am
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Yes, head shots are best, not that much meat on a tree-rat as it is...I've got about 2000 rounds .22 hollowpoint long rifles now...


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:03 pm
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- Wolfe
Yes, head shots are best, not that much meat on a tree-rat as it is...I've got about 2000 rounds .22 hollowpoint long rifles now...



That means there are some 2,000 tree rats needlessly infesting the planet. Quit posting and get to shootin'! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:15 pm
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Then he can come my way,

All the little bastids are now climbing out of their nests after spring mating season. I am being over run by Fox Sqwirrels. One sorry SOB even chewed the prime bulb and plug wire boot off my lawn mower that was in my shed. Opened the hood on one of my Capri's and it was stuffed full of half eaten pecans and tree rat fuzzies.

I am now seriously considering an electric fence, just have to figure out how to install it so my dogs don't get zapped.

Shades, once it's set up you can test it for me by pissing on it Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:29 am
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Capri's is good affordable housin'.
Plug wire is good eatin'.

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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:17 pm
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I'll be back, Ascout wants me to get shootin'.....shades lives where? Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 2:14 pm
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S.O.B.'s!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:37 am
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one of these time's i'm gonna have to post the pic of a fox squirrel that lives near me Razz

he makes himself at home at my mom's birdfeeder apparently he loves Sunflower seeds

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:22 am
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All of them fuzzy tailed critters do. We have North American Red and black Skwirrels here and they would take down the house to get to sunflower seeds.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:16 am
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We just got black skwirrells over here.
The reds is dyin out coz of the greys, and now the greys'll be dyin out coz of the blacks.
Good thing is that the blacks apparently get on with reds.

Welcome

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