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PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:48 am
Post subject: The Missing Cat poster (read from top)

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 08:50 am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Poster


Hi David,
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me.
It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.

This%20is%20the%20only%20photo%20of%20her%20I%20have%20she%20answers%20to%20the%20name%20Missy%20and%20is%20black%20and%20white%20and%20about%208%20months%20old. Missing%20on%20Harper%20street%20and%20my%20phone%20number. Thanks Shan.%20 %20 From:%20David%20Thorne Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%209.26am To:%20Shannon%20Walkley Subject:%20Re:%20Poster Dear%20Shannon,%20 That%20is%20shocking%20news. Luckily%20I%20was%20sitting%20down%20when%20I%20read%20your%20email%20and%20not%20half%20way%20up%20a%20ladder%20or%20tree. How%20are%20you%20holding%20up? I%20am%20surprised%20you%20managed%20to%20attend%20work%20at%20all%20what%20with%20thinking%20about%20Missy%20out%20there%20cold,%20frightened%20and%20alone...%20possibly%20lying%20on%20the%20side%20of%20the%20road,%20her%20back%20legs%20squashed%20by%20a%20vehicle,%20calling%20out%20\"Shannon,%20where%20are%20you?\"%20 Although%20I%20have%20two%20clients%20expecting%20completed%20work%20this%20afternoon,%20I%20will,%20of%20course,%20drop%20everything%20and%20do%20whatever%20it%20takes%20to%20facilitate%20the%20speedy%20return%20of%20Missy.%20 Regards, David.%20 %20 From:%20Shannon%20Walkley Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%209.37am To:%20David%20Thorne Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Poster yeah%20ok%20thanks. I%20know%20you%20dont%20like%20cats%20but%20I%20am%20really%20worried%20about%20mine. I%20have%20to%20leave%20at%201pm%20today.%20 %20 From:%20David%20Thorne Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2010.17am To:%20Shannon%20Walkley Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Poster Dear%20Shannon,%20 I%20never%20said%20I%20don't%20like%20cats. Once,%20having%20been%20invited%20to%20a%20party,%20I%20went%20clothes%20shopping%20beforehand%20and%20bought%20a%20pair%20of%20expensive%20G-Star%20boots. They%20were%20two%20sizes%20too%20small%20but%20I%20wanted%20them%20so%20badly%20I%20figured%20I%20could%20just%20wear%20them%20without%20socks%20and%20cut%20my%20toenails%20very%20short. As%20the%20party%20was%20only%20a%20few%20blocks%20from%20my%20place,%20I%20decided%20to%20walk. After%20the%20first%20block,%20I%20lost%20all%20feeling%20in%20my%20feet. Arriving%20at%20the%20party,%20I%20stumbled%20into%20a%20guy%20named%20Steven,%20spilling%20Malibu%20&%20coke%20onto%20his%20white%20Wham%20'Choose%20Life'%20t-shirt,%20and%20he%20punched%20me. An%20hour%20or%20so%20after%20the%20incident,%20Steven%20sat%20down%20in%20a%20chair%20already%20occupied%20by%20a%20cat. The%20surprised%20cat%20clawed%20and%20snarled%20causing%20Steven%20to%20leap%20out%20of%20the%20chair,%20slip%20on%20a%20rug%20and%20strike%20his%20forehead%20onto%20the%20corner%20of%20a%20speaker,%20resulting%20in%20a%20two%20inch%20open%20gash. In%20its%20shock,%20the%20cat%20also%20defecated,%20leaving%20Steven%20with%20a%20foul%20stain%20down%20the%20back%20of%20his%20beige%20cargo%20pants. I%20liked%20that%20cat.%20 Attached%20poster%20as%20requested.%20 Regards,%20David.%20 %20 From:%20Shannon%20Walkley Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2010.24am To:%20David%20Thorne Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Poster Yeah,%20thats%20not%20what%20I%20was%20looking%20for%20at%20all. It%20looks%20like%20a%20movie%20and%20how%20come%20the%20photo%20of%20Missy%20is%20so%20small?%20 %20 %20 From:%20David%20Thorne Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2010.28am To:%20Shannon%20Walkley Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Poster Dear%20Shannon,%20 It's%20a%20design%20thing.%20The%20cat%20is%20\"lost%20in%20the%20negative%20space\".%20 Regards,%20David.%20 %20 %20 From:%20Shannon%20Walkley Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2010.33am To:%20David%20Thorne Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Poster Thats%20just%20stupid! Can%20you%20do%20it%20properly%20please? I%20am%20extremely%20emotional%20over%20this%20and%20was%20up%20all%20night%20in%20tears. You%20seem%20to%20think%20it%20is%20funny. Can%20you%20make%20the%20photo%20bigger%20please%20and%20fix%20the%20text%20and%20do%20it%20in%20colour%20please? Thanks.%20 %20 %20 %20 From:%20David%20Thorne Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2010.46am To:%20Shannon%20Walkley Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Poster Dear%20Shannon,%20 Having%20worked%20with%20designers%20for%20a%20few%20years%20now%20I%20would%20have%20assumed%20you%20understood%20that,%20despite%20our%20vague%20suggestions%20otherwise,%20we%20do%20not%20welcome%20constructive%20criticism. I%20don't%20come%20downstairs%20and%20tell%20you%20how%20to%20send%20text%20messages,%20log%20onto%20Facebook%20and%20look%20out%20of%20the%20window. I%20am%20willing%20to%20overlook%20this%20faux%20pas%20due%20to%20you%20no%20doubt%20being%20preoccupied%20with%20thoughts%20of%20Missy%20attempting%20to%20make%20her%20way%20home%20across%20busy%20intersections%20or%20being%20trapped%20in%20a%20drain%20as%20it%20slowly%20fills%20with%20water. I%20spent%20three%20days%20down%20a%20well%20once%20but%20that%20was%20just%20for%20fun.%20 I%20have%20amended%20and%20attached%20the%20poster%20as%20per%20your%20instructions.%20 Regards,%20David.%20 %20 %20 From:%20Shannon%20Walkley Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2010.59am To:%20David%20Thorne Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Poster This%20is%20worse%20than%20the%20other%20one.%20can%20you%20make%20it%20so%20it%20shows%20the%20whole%20photo%20of%20Missy%20and%20delete%20the%20stupid%20text%20that%20says%20\"Missing%20Missy\"%20off%20it? I%20just%20want%20it%20to%20say%20\"Lost\".%20 %20 %20 From:%20David%20Thorne Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2011.14am To:%20Shannon%20Walkley Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Poster %20 From:%20Shannon%20Walkley Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2011.21am To:%20David%20Thorne Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Poster Yeah,%20can%20you%20do%20the%20poster%20or%20not? I%20just%20want%20a%20photo%20and%20the%20word%20lost%20and%20the%20telephone%20number%20and%20when%20and%20where%20she%20was%20lost%20and%20her%20name. Not%20like%20a%20movie%20poster%20or%20anything%20stupid. I%20have%20to%20leave%20early%20today. If%20it%20was%20your%20cat%20I%20would%20help%20you. Thanks.%20 %20 %20 From:%20David%20Thorne Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2011.32am To:%20Shannon%20Walkley Subject:%20Awww Dear%20Shannon,%20 I%20don't%20have%20a%20cat. I%20once%20agreed%20to%20look%20after%20a%20friend's%20cat%20for%20a%20week%20but%20after%20he%20dropped%20it%20off%20at%20my%20apartment%20and%20explained%20the%20concept%20of%20kitty%20litter,%20I%20kept%20the%20cat%20in%20a%20closed%20cardboard%20box%20in%20the%20shed%20and%20forgot%20about%20it. If%20I%20wanted%20to%20feed%20something%20and%20clean%20faeces,%20I%20wouldn't%20have%20put%20my%20mother%20in%20that%20home%20after%20her%20stroke. A%20week%20later,%20when%20my%20friend%20came%20to%20collect%20his%20cat,%20I%20pretended%20that%20I%20was%20not%20home%20and%20mailed%20the%20box%20to%20him. Apparently%20I%20failed%20to%20put%20enough%20stamps%20on%20the%20package%20and%20he%20had%20to%20collect%20it%20from%20the%20post%20office%20and%20pay%20eighteen%20dollars. He%20still%20goes%20on%20about%20that%20sometimes,%20people%20need%20to%20learn%20to%20let%20go. I%20have%20attached%20the%20amended%20version%20of%20your%20poster%20as%20per%20your%20detailed%20instructions.%20 Regards, David.%20 From:%20Shannon%20Walkley Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2011.47am To:%20David%20Thorne Subject:%20Re:%20Awww Thats%20not%20my%20cat! Where%20did%20you%20get%20that%20picture%20from? That%20cat%20is%20orange. I%20gave%20you%20a%20photo%20of%20my%20cat.%20 %20 %20 From:%20David%20Thorne Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2011.58am To:%20Shannon%20Walkley Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Awww I%20know,%20but%20this%20one%20is%20cute. As%20Missy%20has%20quite%20possibly%20met%20any%20one%20of%20several%20violent%20ends,%20it%20is%20possible%20you%20might%20get%20a%20better%20cat%20out%20of%20this. If%20anybody%20calls%20and%20says%20\"I%20haven't%20seen%20your%20orange%20cat%20but%20I%20did%20find%20a%20black%20and%20white%20one%20with%20its%20hind%20legs%20run%20over%20by%20a%20car,%20do%20you%20want%20it?\"%20you%20can%20politely%20decline%20and%20save%20yourself%20a%20costly%20veterinarian%20bill.%20 %20 I%20knew%20someone%20who%20had%20a%20basset%20hound%20that%20had%20its%20hind%20legs%20removed%20after%20an%20accident%20and%20it%20had%20to%20walk%20around%20with%20one%20of%20those%20little%20buggies%20with%20wheels. If%20it%20had%20been%20my%20dog%20I%20would%20have%20asked%20for%20all%20its%20legs%20to%20be%20removed%20and%20replaced%20with%20wheels%20and%20had%20a%20remote%20control%20installed. I%20could%20charge%20neighbourhood%20kids%20for%20rides%20and%20enter%20it%20in%20races. If%20I%20did%20the%20same%20with%20a%20horse%20I%20could%20drive%20it%20to%20work. I%20would%20call%20it%20Steven.%20 %20 Regards,%20David.%20 %20 %20 From:%20Shannon%20Walkley Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2012.07pm To:%20David%20Thorne Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Awww Please,%20just%20use%20the%20photo%20I%20gave%20you.%20 %20 %20 From:%20David%20Thorne Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2012.22pm To:%20Shannon%20Walkley Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Awww %20 From:%20Shannon%20Walkley Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2012.34pm To:%20David%20Thorne Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Awww I%20didnt%20say%20there%20was%20a%20reward. I%20dont%20have%20$2000%20dollars! What%20did%20you%20even%20put%20that%20there%20for? Apart%20from%20that%20it%20is%20perfect. Can%20you%20please%20remove%20the%20reward%20bit? Thanks%20Shan.%20%20 %20 From:%20David%20Thorne Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2012.42pm To:%20Shannon%20Walkley Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Awww %20 From:%20Shannon%20Walkley Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2012.51pm To:%20David%20Thorne Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Awww Can%20you%20just%20please%20take%20the%20reward%20bit%20off%20altogether? I%20have%20to%20leave%20in%20ten%20minutes%20and%20I%20still%20have%20to%20make%20photocopies%20of%20it.%20 %20 %20 From:%20David%20Thorne Date:%20Monday%2021%20June%202010%2012.56pm To:%20Shannon%20Walkley Subject:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Re:%20Awww







From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


Fine!
That will have to do.

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Brilliant, the guy has a sense of humour. Smile
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He must also be a Linux user Mr. Green

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ROFL...and Bob, I agree...
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