- Shades
They argue about fetching beer during the game, have no concept of "on time", and can't reverse.
*ducks, runs, and weaves*
(sry for hijacking yr thread Oberst, couldn't let that one go. Gonna get sooo spanked now. heheh)
Don't get me started, I want a place to stay, and cars are not very comfortable to sleep in. Not to mention the floor in the spare bedroom is hard and cold this time of the month. And I don't think my Fluffy Kitty will keep me warm enough.
The only problem with a wife who likes to fly is if I got another computer, and if she's having that time of the month, she might get a bit cranky and shoot me down out of spite. That does worry me a bit.
- Stoopy
Dude.....you just described the PERFECT squad leader.....you oughta go for it and form ya up a squad!! (and you already got the "Oberst" part in yur name!).
Good luck!
I thought about it, and decided I should continue on doing what I'm doing when ever I see a Jg300 member in the room. So if you guys ever get together again, I have Teamspeak and am willing to keep watching your 6.
The only time I really get in trouble is when I get too far away from the pack, and I have a few holes in my wing already and I'm 1 on 1 with a fresh Spit.
I'm sure you remember that time Stoopy, you tied to save me in that one Team Dogfight, and didn't get there in time to get him off me. I had the Yoke all the way to the left with full left rudder just to fly straight. I just couldn't trick him in any way, or do anything because I was too shot up. That was a Horrible slow death!
Like I just might get again if Red has had a bad day at work and reads this Post.
The real truth is, woman are fantastic pilots, and they drive cars better than we do. They never get lost if they have a good man that knows how to read maps and doesn't make mistakes. Us men know nothing, and we'd be lost without them. It's us men that screw everything up. All we are good for is beastly activities, and giving woman headaches. All we know how to do is cheat and stay with in our primitive nature. Without woman, all we'd be living on is Tuna Fish sandwiches and Packaged Soup. Men do not know how to seperate the Cloths when they wash them... or they don't care!
That's it... I'm going to be a Lesbian and join the Democratic Liberal Party!
Is that better Red?