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piney
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:33 pm Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
Cough ! _________________ The only good skwerril is a dead un

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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:48 pm
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bad picture ..........................

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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:46 pm Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
Oldie but goodie............ www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH4eCEkAh6w _________________ You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:22 am Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
JG300 G-resistance and muscle training. _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:55 am Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
- JG300-1Bullet Oldie but goodie............ www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH4eCEkAh6w _________________ "Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely."

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:33 am Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
That figure seems low. _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:38 am Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
_________________ You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:57 am Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
ROFLMAO.... TOooooooooooooooooooo funny! As Larry the Cable guy says, " I don't care who 'ya are, that's funny right thar!"

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:31 am
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boy, good thing they didnt have cell phone cameras back in the 70's....

One night bartending at the local rock n roll spot I broke the 'tit' on a sloe gin bottle and it leaked out and left a brighted red stain on front of my white pants before I realized what had happened LOL.... pretty much didnt matter what I said, there were stories...

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:51 am
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Father of former girlfriend long ago who was a pharmacist had to come home early one day to compose himself. A patient was trying to relate what he understood was to be the product he required (turpinhydrate with codeine) but with his imperfect comprehension and diction came out as a request "for some of that high-grade turdine". He managed to retreat to the back room for a couple of minutes so as not to embarrass the old man, filled his order and then had to excuse himself for a while so he could collect his composure.

Anyone who has worked in healthcare (myself included) has has similar episodes where maintaining a straight face takes the unnatural strength.

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:58 pm Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
Try this, friends (not while driving or operating heavy machinery) 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds. 2. Turn your eyes towards a plain flat surface. 3. Blink your eyes quickly. _________________ I deny everything I lie about everything And everything I deny Is a lie!

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:31 am Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
That's Cool. she is quite pretty............ _________________ You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:47 pm Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
Well Duh............ _________________ You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:50 pm Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
HOW MANY TIME I TOLD YOU...........DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE WHEN WE BE ROCK CRAWLING ..................DAM _________________ You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:40 pm Post subject: Re: A daily gallery of the humorous and strange
Thanks for clearing that up! - JG300-1Bullet Well Duh............ _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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