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JG300-Ascout
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:38 am
Post subject: For that special someone on Valentine's day...

Share this here pome with yer' luv bunnies....
__________________________________________________________

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a
sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.

Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, Well, I'm in hawg
heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, What I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man, To patch up
life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those
fahr ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,

You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me
real tight like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I
lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite
all the years, yore age, it keeps a'hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, We go together like a
skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at
Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are
forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you
sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, More useful
than diamonds......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

_________________
"All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

JG300-Lurps
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:00 am Post subject: Re: For that special someone on Valentine's day...
Ascout, you never cease to amaze me with your literary eloquence ...!

JG300-Ascout
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:17 am Post subject: Re: For that special someone on Valentine's day...
- JG300-Lurps Ascout, you never cease to amaze me with your literary eloquence ...! It's my facility with the cut-&-paste function that you should be admirin'! _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

RAF92_Moser
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:42 pm Post subject: Re: For that special someone on Valentine's day...
LMAO!!! Copy and paste never fails us. _________________ "Well, I gotta go...Yeh I'm running out of change"

Shadow_Bshwackr
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Location: Central Illinois, USA

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:10 pm Post subject: Re: For that special someone on Valentine's day...
LMAO....

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