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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:57 am
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No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple
had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old
neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to
their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk
they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally ."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not
sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money -

fifty thousand dollars!

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid
it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood
looking for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No".

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile"
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: "Tell us
the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school
yesterday
...."

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "We're outta
here!"

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:09 am
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rotflmao Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:46 pm
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lolol

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Excellent...

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