#1: Howdy Author: piney, Location: Republic of Southern New JerseyPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:12 pm ----
Howdy
My pal Doug Kibby sent me and "the Jersey Devil" up to pay you all a visit. done gave me a map and eveything, said when I smelt beer and hogs I was to land. He told me to lok up his pals Ascout and Stoopy and that they would show me a fine time with all the beer and pork rinds I could gooble down. said they'd introduce me to a couple of bodacious ladies named Gretchen and Heidi. said I ought to make myself to feel at home and the drinks and vittles would be on Ascout So when does the party comence?
Piney
#2: Re: Howdy Author: JG300-Ascout, Location: CyberspacePosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:28 pm ---- FIRE THE CLAYMORES!
#3: Re: Howdy Author: piney, Location: Republic of Southern New JerseyPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:20 pm ---- is that some sorta hot drink? I genrally perfer my sipping whisky on the rocks but I'm game to try it. when do I get to meet the girls? Doug said they were very talented and I'd probbly learn a thing or two I can alread read and cipher a bit so I'm not zactly sure what he means.
Piney
#4: Re: Howdy Author: Freiherr_Kiefer, Location: Washington sectionalPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:24 pm ---- you shoot at me but roll out the red carpet for that hick. unreal
you shoot at me but roll out the red carpet for that hick. unreal
Der Baron
He has his own jug.
#6: Re: Howdy Author: JG300-fr8ycat, Location: Los AngelesPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:32 pm ---- Someone say Jugs!
Clay or silicone, we tend not to shoot at em as they tend to burst easy like and ruin our fun.
#7: Re: Howdy Author: JG300-Stoopy, Location: Group W benchPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:41 am ---- Howdy!
When ya get done tyin' that aero-plane down, make yourself at home, the beer's wherever Freiherr_Kiefer hasn't been yet, Thursday is Burrito Night, Gretchen's spoken for at least for the next 2 nights but Heidi isn't too particular who she hangs with, Ascout's plane needs a good washing (as usual) and the bathroom is.....well, let's face it, we're pigs.....it's wherever you want it to be!
#8: Re: Howdy Author: JG300-1Bullet, Location: Odessa, TexasPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:20 am ---- Be sure you don't get into our Strawberry patch. There is a reason they thrive so well here.
Anyhoo..........Welcome to the Sty
#9: Re: Howdy Author: JG300-Stoopy, Location: Group W benchPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:43 am ---- 1Bullet I believe it's time to put that contingency plan we talked about a while back, into action. I've got half the strawberries stowed in a nice safe place right now (buuUUUUUUUuuuuurrrrp)...it's your turn to go protect the other half.......