#1: Fly "united"... Author: JG300-Ascout, Location: CyberspacePosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:05 pm ---- Should be OK here...was on standard news sites...
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Angry Couple Tries to Join 'Mile-High Club'
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Oh, how quickly randy can turn into angry.
A drunk British couple making the 10-hour flight to Kingston, Jamaica, in business class decided to try to join the "mile-high club" in one of the bathrooms, according to The (London) Sun.
Cries of ecstasy alerted British Airways employees to the lovemaking in the loo; they knocked on the door and told the canoodling couple to cut it out and return to the cabin.
That's when it got ugly: As their fellow passengers looked on aghast, the boinkers went bonkers and picked a fight with flight attendants.
"They were asked politely to return to their seats but went ballistic. They were shouting vile abuse and spitting at staff," one passenger told The Sun.
"The captain tried to calm them down but they were just as abusive to him," another passenger told the paper.
The pilot decided he had no choice but to divert the flight to Bermuda � even though the "mile-high fight club" duo were restrained with plastic handcuffs.
Fines and fees for diversion can amount to tens of thousands of dollars...I hope it was worth it.
#2: Re: Fly "united"... Author: Shadow_Bshwackr, Location: Central Illinois, USAPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:33 pm ---- LOL... in the immortal words of "Homer Simpson"....DOH!....:D
#3: Re: Fly "united"... Author: SS_Harry, Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:57 pm ---- Ahh The Sun newspaper, read by builders and schoolboys the length of Britain
#4: Re: Fly "united"... Author: Shades, Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:19 am ---- mmmmmmmmmmm... handcuffsssssssssssss
