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#1: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300-AscoutLocation: Cyberspace PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:08 pm
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...Wild Sau's outraged!

(The management of JG300 note that our main brewery facility is located in British Columbia and we are urging the Canadian gov't to strongly protest this unwarranted intrusion by British "experts", even as a commonwealth country. JG300 notes that Orcas Is. is well inside U.S. territory, should the worst happen.)


www.foxnews.com/story/...44,00.html

Study: Canadian Beer Drinkers Threaten Planet
Friday, November 30, 2007
AP

A threat to the planet, eh?
Scientists have found a new threat to the planet: Canadian beer drinkers.

The government-commissioned study says the old, inefficient "beer fridges" that one in three Canadian households use to store their Molson Shocked and Labatt's contribute significantly to global warming by guzzling gas- and coal-fired electricity.

"People need to understand the impact of their lifestyles," British environmental consultant Joanna Yarrow tells New Scientist magazine. "Clearly the environmental implications of having a frivolous luxury like a beer fridge * are not hitting home. This research helps inform people — let's hope it has an effect."

The problem is that the beer fridges are mostly decades-old machines that began their second careers as beverage dispensers when Canadians upgraded to more energy-efficient models to store whatever Canadians eat besides doughnuts and poutine.


Pedestrian NON-Molson's JG300 Private Reserve pictured.


* Shocked

#2: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300_HuntLocation: WA State PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:39 pm
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Next they'll turn their focus to the massive ammount of contribution *we* inherently donate to the global warming effect! Mr. Green

#3: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: Freiherr_KieferLocation: Washington sectional PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:38 am
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You will become the "assault rifles" of the animal kingdom. California will ban you and all the Evil or Very Mad Do-Gooders will wring their hands and bemoan the "facts" and statistics about how dangerous you are. They're all ready starting the campaign

www.dailymail.co.uk/pa...ge_id=1770

you better form an NSA* and get some political clout before it's too late


Der Baron

* National Sau Association

#4: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300-AscoutLocation: Cyberspace PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:55 am
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- Freiherr_Kiefer
They're all ready starting the campaign

www.dailymail.co.uk/pa...ge_id=1770

you better form an NSA* and get some political clout before it's too late


Der Baron

* National Sau Association


The veracity of this story is in question, given the publication's "qualifications" to even be writing..(even allowing for some differences in British vs. 'Murican spelling):

"The woman in the car also assited by starting to beep the vehicle's horn."
Rolling Eyes

Not that we're above attacking a dead sexy equestrian on a lonely lane, but did you see her picture?! Shocked

#5: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: Chuck_71st PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:31 pm
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Blame Canada! Mad

#6: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300-AscoutLocation: Cyberspace PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:23 pm
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I'm still trying to get my mind around the idea of how a beer fridge constitues a "frivolous luxury". Rolling Eyes

#7: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300-1BulletLocation: Odessa, Texas PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:27 pm
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I keep tellin ya'll.....Come to TEXAS. A lot of folks have walk in coolers in the garage to store the beer. And believe it or not (Global Warming HA) It snowed on Thanksgiving day 3" and the following Sunday 3"


A local snowman

#8: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300-StoopyLocation: Group W bench PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:50 am
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Drastic times call for drastic measures....might be time to cloak our beer fridges with the latest in stealth technology to keep the Eco-Nazis at bay....

http://www.garagefridge.com/index.html

..and I think the manufacturer is even on the right track by by "masking" the true intended purpose by filling it with all that sandwich junk and Gatorade. Kinda like those folks that sell indoor hydroponic units so you can grow...umm....."tomato plants" or whatever in your bedroom closet....


#9: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300-AscoutLocation: Cyberspace PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:09 am
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- JG300-Stoopy
Drastic times call for drastic measures....might be time to cloak our beer fridges with the latest in stealth technology to keep the Eco-Nazis at bay....

http://www.garagefridge.com/index.html

..and I think the manufacturer is even on the right track by by "masking" the true intended purpose by filling it with all that sandwich junk and Gatorade. Kinda like those folks that sell indoor hydroponic units so you can grow...umm....."tomato plants" or whatever in your bedroom closet....



It's nice and all, but do they make "wine cooler" version for refined sau's?

#10: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300-Dan736Location: Burlinton Ont PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:54 am
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Ascout wrote. It's nice and all, but do they make "wine cooler" version for refined sau's?
Refined Sau's??? that just doesn't sound right but if there was such a thing he would probably drink a premium beer like Sleeman's or Creemore Springs. Now as far as those busy body English chaps are concerned if they had done any research at all they would know that our beer fridges sit in garages that are COLD most of the year so a real busy beer fridge(like mine) uses most it's power turning it's light on when the door is opened! Man,some people really know how to tick a guy off ! Evil or Very Mad

#11: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300_HuntLocation: WA State PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:56 pm
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It's nice and all, but do they make "wine cooler" version for refined sau's?


What the hell is that?? Mr. Green

#12: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300-fr8ycatLocation: Los Angeles PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:02 pm
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- JG300_Hunt
It's nice and all, but do they make "wine cooler" version for refined sau's?


What the hell is that?? Mr. Green


Refined Sau's end up as bacon, honey baked ham, pickled pigs feet, etc.

#13: Re: Eco-Nazis come down hard on JG300! Author: JG300-AscoutLocation: Cyberspace PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:04 pm
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- JG300-fr8ycat
- JG300_Hunt
It's nice and all, but do they make "wine cooler" version for refined sau's?


What the hell is that?? Mr. Green


Refined Sau's end up as bacon, honey baked ham, pickled pigs feet, etc.


That's "processed sau's". Refined sau's end up on Mission Bay sipping Brunello de Montellcino or Wild Turkey, watching the sun set over the Pacific from their living room, and being paid to travel to Buenos Aires, Firenze, and Prague. Wink



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