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JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:15 am Post subject: JG300 NOT for sale!

I'm not sure why but very lately I've been receiving more than the usual amount of offers to "buy out" the vaunted JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe. Three offers were in my inbox when I returned home this week, and while they are attractive (the furnished private villa in Cozumel was a unique approach) I must make it quite clear that JG300 is, and shall ever remain, a fiercely independant gruppen of bloodthirsty, slovenly, stanky swine who shall not yield to the superficial and fleeting temptations of massive financial gain!

Thank you for your consideration and support in this matter.

JG300-Stoopy
Oberst and C/O,
JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:59 am Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!

...and Golden Parachute or no, I ain't goin'!

Go'Wan....yer money's no good here.....!

JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:02 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!

And certainly not the paltry amounts I've seen offered so far! Low-6 figures?! Don't make me laugh!

RAF92_Mustang · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!

- JG300-Stoopy

JG300 is, and shall ever remain, a fiercely independant gruppen of bloodthirsty, slovenly, stanky swine who shall not yield to the superficial and fleeting temptations of massive financial gain!

And we wouldnt have it any other way! Mr. Green

JG300-fr8ycat · Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!

Alright already, (hands shaking, sweat pouring down forhead)

1 case of Meister Brau.......

That's my final offer!!!!!!!!!!!!

JG300-1Bullet · Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 3:16 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!

Even with the dollar amount and the brew.............I still don't think there is enough strawberries in the whole world to do it...
All for one and one for all or untill there is no stink in the sty!!

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 8:03 am Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!

I mention only in passing, that the "Wild Sauen" are susceptable to "pleasures of the flesh"....but it's hard to come by online, if ya' know what I mean.....

Offers WILL be entertained at the JG300 "Pig Sty"....just report to the "Luv Shak"..... Wink