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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:11 pm
Post subject: Environmental Splinter fractions ?

A woman who was a tree hugger purchased a piece of timberland near Collie, Western Australia.

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded,"What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Bob Brown and his Green Party policies they turned me down!!"

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:20 pm
Post subject: Re: Environmental Splinter fractions ?

I've always wondered how putting a recreational area so close to a waste disposal facility could be called "intelligent design".

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