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- JG300-Stoopy

All right, enough!! I can't take it any more!!!!

Have mercy and spare this innocent man, Torquemada!!!!!!!!!

The "paint" comments hit home and I humbly gotta confess......I'm guilty of being late on a paint project for good ol' f8ycat....it's not his fault at all, I'm sure he was driven to this foul deed out of sheer desperation by trying to get some brew to offer in order to coerce me into somehow getting off my big ol' pig-butt!!! He's like that, you know, wouldn't say a bad word about someone to save his life but would rather entice someone into doing something they frikkin' oughta be doing anyway......he's innocent...well maybe that's a stretch...OK his intentions were pure! Yeah, that's it!!! He's pure of heart and soul (good gravy I gotta quit stretchin' the truth like this)....OK his intentions were not entirely self-centered! Wouldja buy that?

If anyone deserves to be confined to the comfy chair and annoyed with the plush implements of inquisition....it's me. Please. Spare him. I'll do anything. Just not.....oh gawd ....not the Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream, oh please Nooooooo!!!!

I throw myself at the mercy of Com-Central Court!!

"it's not his fault at all, I'm sure he was driven to this foul deed out of sheer desperation by trying to get some brew to offer in order to coerce me"