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Have a read of this and be glad it isn't you...lol

www.neowin.net/forum/i...p;hl=feces

LMAO!!!!

As a parent I won't ask the obvious questions (why wasn't the bay diapered, if he wasn't potty trained didn't they know the danger, who was watchin' him and who leaves expensive stuff on the FLOOR when there are toddlers around anyway, just to start). You never learn the true meaning of "unexpected" until you have little kids around, LO!!!

A damp cloth??? No way!!! This is why WD-40 comes with a nice high-pressure spray with a little straw.....and is safe for cleaning electrical components.

Reminds me of the time I helped my cousin install a really nice, brand new stereo in his truck. We spent all day getting it in and wired, and man was it nice. He went to his sisters house that night, picked up her and his little tyke nephew Shawn to take them to dinner and show it off. Little Shawn-bone, who sat in the middle of the bench seat, apparently was coming down with the flu - when they got to the restaraunt and unstrapped him, he demonstrated his newfound illness by leaning forward and ralphing right into - I kid you not - directly right into the tape deck opening in the stereo, his tiny fingers even held the little trap-drawer open so as much puke as possible could be forcefully injected into the inner workings of the unit.

My cousin was heavily into Steely Dan at the time and I maintain to this day that his choice of music was principally involved.

This same cousin also had a bad experience involving a cat that pooped in his headphones (remember thos big ol' Koss headphone units that were popular in the late 70's?). And Yes, he didn't fiind out that this had actually happened until it was....well, too late...

lol

lmao!

Especially enjoyed the part of them little fingers holding the door open! lol

ROFLMAO....too funny!

I had just hired a new guy to work for me and my guard dog, (yep, I was in a neighborhood that required extra security), didn't like the new guy. When we all broke for lunch, I let the dog out to watch things. When we got back from lunch, the dog had 'made a deposit' in the open tool box my new hired man left open...lol

Uhm, he quit the next day...:wink:

Wow, if that happened to me me I'd be so mad I don't know what I would do... But if I had a little toddler running around loose everywhere, I'm sure I would have closed the door before I left it unattended...