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JG300-Stoopy
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:29 pm
Post subject: Seriously bad news for Married Flight Simmers!!!

...I say this because the *greatest threat* to the mental health and well-being of the dedicated Married Flight Simmer is the constant challenge of keeping the Ground Crew happy, aka "She Who Must Be Obeyed"......and the most common problem being that all-too ambiguous need for cuddlin' snugglin' 'together time', which can be expected at any time, but most commonly ranging from such inconvenient times such as during an important squad match, Sunday Flight, or PROPS online race.....

"So, Stoop, what's the bad news, exactly? " you ask......well....read the story below, it sets an entirely new standard for "cuddle time" limits....as in, 5,000 to 6,000 YEARS!!!!

www.physorg.com/news90067666.html

"AP) -- It could be humanity's oldest story of doomed love. Archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Neolithic period locked in a tender embrace and buried outside Mantua, just 25 miles south of Verona, the romantic city where Shakespeare set the star-crossed tale of "Romeo and Juliet." AP) -- It could be humanity's oldest story of doomed love. Archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Neolithic period locked in a tender embrace and buried outside Mantua, just 25 miles south of Verona, the romantic city where Shakespeare set the star-crossed tale of "Romeo and Juliet." "

I mean, it's touching and all that, but there's just NO WAY we can compete with that now.......

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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:42 pm Post subject: Re: Seriously bad news for Married Flight Simmers!!!
- JG300-Stoopy I mean, it's touching and all that, but there's just NO WAY we can compete with that now....... So screw it!...go fly.... _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:00 pm Post subject: Re: Seriously bad news for Married Flight Simmers!!!
(actually I think that's the plan that works best! ) _________________ "Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely."

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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:42 pm Post subject: Re: Seriously bad news for Married Flight Simmers!!!
Hmm... looks more like they were at each others throats. That would make more sence at least.

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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject: Re: Seriously bad news for Married Flight Simmers!!!
Man, and I thought I had it bad already! Better minimize this one quick before the wife sees it!! _________________

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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:17 pm Post subject: Re: Seriously bad news for Married Flight Simmers!!!
- JG300-Stoopy which can be expected at any time, but most commonly ranging from such inconvenient times such as during an important squad match, Sunday Flight, or PROPS online race..... True, true, but for me it's that most unconvenient time between the time I get up and the time I go to bed. _________________

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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject: Re: Seriously bad news for Married Flight Simmers!!!
- IMS_Dakota Hmm... looks more like they were at each others throats. That would make more sence at least. Good observation and yep, more likely the correct story....look where she had her knee placed, OUCH!!!! _________________ "Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely."

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