Com-Central.net

I'm not sure why but very lately I've been receiving more than the usual amount of offers to "buy out" the vaunted JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe. Three offers were in my inbox when I returned home this week, and while they are attractive (the furnished private villa in Cozumel was a unique approach) I must make it quite clear that JG300 is, and shall ever remain, a fiercely independant gruppen of bloodthirsty, slovenly, stanky swine who shall not yield to the superficial and fleeting temptations of massive financial gain!

Thank you for your consideration and support in this matter.

JG300-Stoopy
Oberst and C/O,
JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe

...and Golden Parachute or no, I ain't goin'!

Go'Wan....yer money's no good here.....!

And certainly not the paltry amounts I've seen offered so far! Low-6 figures?! Don't make me laugh!

- JG300-Stoopy

JG300 is, and shall ever remain, a fiercely independant gruppen of bloodthirsty, slovenly, stanky swine who shall not yield to the superficial and fleeting temptations of massive financial gain!

And we wouldnt have it any other way!

Alright already, (hands shaking, sweat pouring down forhead)

1 case of Meister Brau.......

That's my final offer!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even with the dollar amount and the brew.............I still don't think there is enough strawberries in the whole world to do it...
All for one and one for all or untill there is no stink in the sty!!

I mention only in passing, that the "Wild Sauen" are susceptable to "pleasures of the flesh"....but it's hard to come by online, if ya' know what I mean.....

Offers WILL be entertained at the JG300 "Pig Sty"....just report to the "Luv Shak".....

(I hasten to add that those have to be FEMALE envoys you be's sending 'round.....!)

Be sure they bring strawberries too..... It helps

- JG300-1Bullet

Be sure they bring strawberries too..... It helps

...and whipped cream....goes without saying....

...and whipped cream....goes without saying....

erm............we tought you guys would shake to cream 'm

Lets not be hasty or make any rash decisions.....6 figures u say??

Lets negotiate!!!

There's a reason I hang out in the back of the sty practicing with my luger
Tweety .... Stoopy assigned me some time ago as his ........
" Problem Solver " ..........

Now Lurps you wouldn't shoot a Tweety Bird.....I know. Hey, besides, as I am sure Stoopy knew instantly,.....my comment was purely tongue in beak.