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Shades
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:04 am
Post subject: I'm not convinced...

PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth .

The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.
When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.
Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.

Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back.
The cut did not appear to be severe.

The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with:-
two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...

Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing.
One of the Troopers said, "He was a right clumsy B@&$#@&d!"

from The West Australian (link unavailable)

I'm not wholly convinced the guy tripped.

The SAS.
Do not stare them out.
Do not answer back.
Do not pull a blade.
Do not stab one.
And, most importantly; NEVER, EVER, interrupt one while he's shopping for cuddly toys.

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Shadow_Bshwackr
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:42 pm Post subject: Re: I'm not convinced...
ROFLMAO.... You gotta' know when to give up...lol

Uhu_Fledermaus
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: I'm not convinced...
sadly the only thing missing is a broken neck on the injury list

piney
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:47 pm Post subject: Re: I'm not convinced...
you mess with the bull, you get the horns _________________ The only good skwerril is a dead un

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