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"Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature smileyface*.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his Johnson* severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his Johnson*."

www.ananova.com/news/s...html?menu=

*because it's the "Officers Club".....apologies in advance to Mr. Johnson.

Shades

lolol

Uhu_Fledermaus

One wonders about some parts of the population one thought they where extint, apparantly they are not.

How daft can one be, really ??

rotflmao!

Shadow_Bshwackr

ROFLMAO.... Some people will believe ANYTHING...lol

Roy_A_Lingle

Hi Folks!

I hear that area of the world has a test where a man can learn if his future wife maybe a witch.

1. Weigh the lady in question.
2. Have lady in question set on a broom.
3. Reweigh the lady with broom.
If weight goes up do to the addation of the broom, she is not a witch. Razz

If weight goes down because the broom is holding her up, she is a witch. Crying or Very sad

I guess if that area has witch doctors, then there must also be witchs.

The above is one of those things I came acrossed on the internet. Confused

Sgt, Scouts Out!

Hangman · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Nov 19, 2004 Posts: 449

damn...anybody wanna by a hedgehog????

Kitform

Anyone wanna buy a witch !!!!!!

Red_Baroness

Oh, I'm not for sale. Sorry! LOL LOL LOL.

Then again, for the right Luftwaffle, I COULD be bought. Twisted Evil

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