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Kitform
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:27 am
Post subject: Joke 2

Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow . He spends the night drinking Bloody Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting women's necks. He's heading for home, along Argyle Street sometime before dawn.

Suddenly he's hit on the back of the head. He looks round and sees nothing. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll. Mmmm, he thinks, what's going on here?

A few yards further on and........BANG. Smacked on the back of the head again! He whirls round as quick as he can - nothing. Again he looks down and there's a small triangular sandwich lying on the ground. How odd!

A few more yards fur the r along the street and........crash. Smacked on the back of the head yet again! He whirls round as quick as he can - nothing. He's getting really angry now. Again he looks down and there's a cocktail sausage lying on the ground.. He stands and peers into the darkness of the night. Nothing. He walks a few yards further along again when he gets a tap on the shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he turns as fast as he can. He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to the ground clutching his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick laden with a chunk of cheese and a pickled onion.

On the ground dying, he looks up and sees a young female. With his dying breath he gasps, "Who the hell are you?"
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... "BUFFET, the vampire slayer."

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:20 am Post subject: Re: Joke 2
ooooooooooooooooooh...groan lol

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:49 pm
Post subject: Re: Joke 2

Kit, c'mon.
You're better than this.

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Kitform
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:52 pm Post subject: Re: Joke 2
LOL. This is as good as it gets.

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:33 pm Post subject: Re: Joke 2
Holy crap Kit!!!!!!! I want that 60 seconds of my life back!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!! _________________ www.ironmules.com Home of the Fast and Furious Iron Mule Squadron!

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