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Well, it made me laugh!!!

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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bottom, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.


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Houdini

lol

I gotta try that one with Mrs. Bat!

Very good...lol

I'll try that on my squaw...I may be off line for a while...Recovering

LOL Kit and Bat, you may want to forward all your phone calls to the hospital room you'll be staying in...lol

Good luck on surviving guys. If your ladies are anything like my room mate, they keep 9 inch cast iron skillets for just such occassions, and usually ambush when you are asleep. That big ole dent followed by that huge ostrich egg that raises up on the brain pan hurts ferociously. I think it is akin to a full frontal lobotomy if you survive.

I wear the pants in this family...


when she lets me

He wishes he wears the pants. Been married 42 yrs and can't find mine, she hid them.

my wife suffers from CPB......Chronic Biscuit Poisoning....she weighs over 500lbs.....it does have it's perks though, she's warm in the winter...shady in the summer....in the meantime i just sit around and chew the fat.

LMAO!!!!!

I've been married for 17 years and I'm the Boss..............







But she's the BIG BOSS...........

Married 25 years here and I do as I please and get away with it lol
And she does as she pleases too and she gets away with it lol


All in all I would say we got it made

Ive never been married and I'm still not the Boss

Married 4.5 years and we don't have a designated boss...more like a "balance of terror".

It's 14 years for me and I have learned to nod my head a lot.