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...at least that should be our story, Pigsty Security not having a thing to do with this...officially.....

Strange findings near our home base of Orcas Island:

www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME...index.html

And a Google Earth .kmz file that should show the various locations, if this link works:

bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/po...279307.kmz

Seems the 6th foot would make it appear that these findings bracket our home base.....hmmmm......let's everyone do a quick foot-check, and as for possible explanations all I can come up with right now is:

- With all the "aviation incidents" that happen in and around the Pigsty, it's only a matter of time stuff like this showed up?

- Ascout was hungry?

- We TOLD YA not to mess with our Molson's JG300 Private Reserve beer stock?

- Hoppa accidentally "slipped" with his chainsaw rig?

?????

I really don't see what all the fuss is, but just knowing that products like these are available is enough for me to write it off as "poetic justice".

Knowhutahmsayin'?

And I was outta' town when whatever happened, uhhh.....happened.

The horror....the horror...

WORDS FAIL ME!

must say that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "tip toing around"

I wonder if this has anything to do with a real bad case of athletes foot going around.....I cant tell you how many times I ..."HAVE" wanted to sharpen up the ol' stihl and get to bucking-up some nasty-ass footwear......

Sounds to me like Ascout and Stoopy botched another hunting trip. Aluminum boats sink quick with two fumbling Saus under the influence of Molsons.

The phones at the Sty are ringing off the hook with all the Hogs down South wonderin where their shipments of Pickled Humans feet are.

- JG300-fr8ycat

Sounds to me like Ascout and Stoopy botched another hunting trip. Aluminum boats sink quick with two fumbling Saus under the influence of Molsons.

The phones at the Sty are ringing off the hook with all the Hogs down South wonderin where their shipments of Pickled Humans feet are.

Well, I usually take the Staggerwing with floats for my fishin' (uhhh....drinkin') trips. But we've all seen that pic of Stoopy in the little boat and I wouldn't be so quick to blame it on the Molson's, ifyaknowhutahmsayin'

How long you been a "Wild Sau" now Fr8ycat? You know the standard answer to that question is "it's in the mail".

OOpps. That's why the phones are ringing off the hook. I gave the old.....

"The checks in the mail".....reply.

Hey maybe we can let Hoppa answer the phones a few times...once they hear the sound of his Stihl chainsaw revving up in the background, I bet those damn collection agents stop callin'!! What were they thinking, extending such a huge line of credit to us anyway??!!!!