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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:50 pm Post subject: Ascout is conflicted...
...in the market for a personal ride when I've overindulged. A319CJ or BBJ3...what sayeth the forum? forums.ifdg.net/index....entry96361 _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:22 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...
BBJ...I love soft cushy seats to pas ....uhm...I mean to sleep on..

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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:24 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...
whichever one comes with pigskin upholstry Piney

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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:56 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...
- piney whichever one comes with pigskin upholstry Piney I'm ordering skwirrel hides. _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:11 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...
cool

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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:27 pm
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It doesn't matter which one you go for.
I already tested the stewardesses for you.

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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:54 pm
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- Shades

It doesn't matter which one you go for.
I already tested the stewardesses for you.

'Preciate it...how were Hans und Franz, anyway? We find male service attendants to be so much more service oriented. We don't want our in-flight "escorts", Heidi, Gretchen and Ursula distracted with menial duties. Laughing

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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:56 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...
KAPOW! The lie detector robot knocks the Tree Rat into the past, right in front of a hungry saber toothed tiger. Oh look, tiger snacks. _________________ "May your Enemys Run With Fear!!"

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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:08 pm
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- RCAF_Wingnut

KAPOW! The lie detector robot knocks the Tree Rat into the past, right in front of a hungry saber toothed tiger. Oh look, tiger snacks.

...where not even his screams could be heard, Hans und Franz in their leisuretime favoring the use of ball gags an' all....

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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:21 pm
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stewardesses, not stewards.

*tsk

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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:28 am
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- Shades

stewardesses*, not stewards.

*tsk

*Not on JG300-Ascout's Bizjet. Menial tasks are not assigned to the women, their duties require a full-time committment and they can't be troubled with mixing Margueritas and making coffee.

Besides, Ascout's Bisjet has screening procedures that make El Al look like Jet Blue. I wouldn't want to violate any statutes by saying we engage in "profiling", but anything with a bushy tail is regarded as potential FOD. Wink

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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:17 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...
Bushy tail and Nuts on his breath.

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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:04 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...
LMAO.....

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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:55 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...
guess Shades is worried now Piney

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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:15 pm
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Zackly!
Hey..!
Waittaminnit!!!

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