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JG300-Lurps
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:03 pm
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Finally !!! Someone found the answer !


> On the first day God created the dog.
>
> God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
> who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty
> years."
>
> The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and
> I'll give you back the other ten."
>
> So God agreed.
>
> On the second day God created the monkey.
>
> God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll
> give you a twenty-year life span."
>
> The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't
> think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
>
> And God agreed.
>
> On the third day God created the cow.
>
> God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and
> suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer.
> I will give you a life span of sixty years."
>
> The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
>
> sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
>
> And God agreed again.
>
> On the forth day God created man.
>
> God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you
>
> twenty years."
>
> Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my
> twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave
> back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God, "you've got a deal."
>
> So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
> ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
> family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch
> and bark at everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to you.
>
>
>
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:05 pm
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SO THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!!

Glad I know that.. I always thought it was 42.. Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:11 pm
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LMAO.... a lot of truth in that story...lol
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:41 pm
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice one Lurps!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:27 pm
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LOLOLOL!!! Thats a good one!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:36 pm
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It was always explained to me as the man with the most toy's at the end wins Laughing

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