#16: Re: do the Brits speak English? Author: RCAF_Wingnut, Location: Omaha, Ne.Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:28 am ---- I know a good Klingon Opera that if played backwards will do the trick.
#17: Re: do the Brits speak English? Author: JG300-Ascout, Location: CyberspacePosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:38 pm ---- Even better, Vogon poetry.
This one courtesy of the BBC Vogon Poetry Generator:
See, see the dead sky
Marvel at its big fuschia depths.
Tell me, Shades do you
Wonder why the possum snubs you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel flaccid.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your skwirrely facial growth
That looks like a carrot
What's more, it knows
Your masticating potting shed
Smells of crabgrass.
Everything under the big dead sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fungus.--
I cried real tears...
#18: Re: do the Brits speak English? Author: Shades, Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:09 pm ---- I've come over all Emo Shunnle.
#19: Re: do the Brits speak English? Author: JG300-Ascout, Location: CyberspacePosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:48 pm ----
- Shades
I've come over all Emo Shunnle.
See? We really do need an English-English translator!
