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#1: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE Author: FF_StepChild, Location: Hampton Va. US

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:45 am
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

#2: Re: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE Author: Shades, Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:08 am
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LOL!!!!

#3: Re: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE Author: Shadow_Bshwackr, Location: Central Illinois, USA

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:53 am
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LOL...VERY true! lol

#4: Re: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE Author: Kitform, Location: Cleveland. UK.

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:01 pm
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- FF_StepChild

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Yep, got the 'T' shirt Mr. Green

#5: Re: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE Author: FF_StepChild, Location: Hampton Va. US

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:07 pm
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Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

#6: Re: LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE Author: FF_StepChild, Location: Hampton Va. US

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:33 am
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Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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