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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:38 am
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A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER

You gotta love this one!

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!




INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear? Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:14 pm
Post subject: Re: A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER

muuuuuuhaha good deal!!!! Just as I was greasing down my ammo with pig fat. I read this. Just makes ya want to go hunting in Ghost Recon in a desert map.




~S~ Tank
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:28 pm
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lets go tank i need somethin to shoot. ill bring the MGs and sniper rifles Cool
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Tank's kinda hard ta miss.

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