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JG300-Ascout
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:10 am Post subject: Alien falls from sky, stuns onlookers!
Resident alien, wife of Ascout, celebrates the big "Three-Oh" at hubby's expense. _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:14 am Post subject: Re: Alien falls from sky, stuns onlookers!
WOW, that's cool. One thing I just dont have the guts to try.

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:21 am Post subject: Re: Alien falls from sky, stuns onlookers!
errrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm......do they have more of that sort of aliens where that on came from ?? hats off !! fled

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:58 am
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- Uhu_Fledermaus

errrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm......do they have more of that sort of aliens where that on came from ??

hats off !!

fled

Few as beautiful, NONE as smart or well-educated, and fewer still with her athleticism...but there's still some talent down there! (Brasil) Wink

Aww...Richard...I used to jump "when 'chutes were round and men were square"...the head guy at the facility said he had to thank us for being the "pioneers"...(jumping surplus military fighter jock T-28's with holes cut with soldering irons to make them "steerable"). Today's stuff is WAY more reliable, smaller, lighter, and light years ahead on manuverability. I may take it up again with the new stuff. (The gear is mo' 'spensive, too...a combined container/canopy/reserve is something over $3,000...my old "double L" modified T-28 cost me $75 plus $50 for the reserve).

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:35 am
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but there's still some talent down there! (Brasil)

AAHHHH......Brasil. Have met a few attractive young Brazilian ladies snowboarding the slopes of Heavenly Valley and MT. High.

Have come up with a plan to sponsor and move one in, but unfortunately everytime I bring this up to the wife she reminds me of how much work I have done to the house and what a shame it would be to lose it to her and her new boyfriend Wink

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:58 pm
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but there's still some talent down there! (Brasil)

AAHHHH......Brasil. Have met a few attractive young Brazilian ladies snowboarding the slopes of Heavenly Valley and MT. High.

Have come up with a plan to sponsor and move one in, but unfortunately everytime I bring this up to the wife she reminds me of how much work I have done to the house and what a shame it would be to lose it to her and her new boyfriend

Well, sounds like it's really too late for you....already committed...and, you'd have to settle for (at best) #2, because I already got the best one. (Actually, she kidnapped me...and she says I put something in her drink.....but I'm thinking a "macumba" (voodoo) was somehow involved. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!).

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:58 pm Post subject: Re: Alien falls from sky, stuns onlookers!
WOOHOOOO!!! Outstanding!!!! LMAO..."At hubby's expense"...hows it feel to have been abducted eh?? _________________ "Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely."

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:35 pm Post subject: Re: Alien falls from sky, stuns onlookers!
hows it feel to have been abducted eh?? And while were on the topic, how's it feel to be probed? (I know Fr8ycat has no shame........Sick......... the chop busting stops here)

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:04 pm
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- JG300-Stoopy

WOOHOOOO!!! Outstanding!!!!

LMAO..."At hubby's expense"...hows it feel to have been abducted eh??

Well, it was the B'day gift she asked for, so I set it up (and used my experience to check out the outfit she'd be jumping with....gotta' protect my investment, dontcha' know.....)

On being abducted....that's a WHOLE other story...and one you're not likely to hear, either! Wink

(and you probably wouldn't believe it even if you did.....)

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:47 pm Post subject: Re: Alien falls from sky, stuns onlookers!
Saw this and thought it fit the occasion....tell the ol'lady the pigs wish her a happy B-day!

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:48 pm
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That is so awesome......I totally envy you Ascout,,,,,not only do you have a fit, smart, and very attractive wife ...( I mean that with nothing but respect ), she obviously also has that adventureous spirit , and that is one of the best qualitys you can have in a partner in my eyes....

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:35 pm Post subject: Re: Alien falls from sky, stuns onlookers!
You're a lucky fella Ascout. My little woman is afraid of heights. I'd sh*t a brick if she'd ever suggest such a birthday gift. Good show, sir. ~S~

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