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Aha!!! The background story of Torq's mean streak toward Ascout comes out finally! Unrequieted love driven to darker despair by the oh-so-common theft of a woman's passion by the stealthy 'Scout hisself!

Buck up, Torq'..... y'aint the only one been the victim of Le'Ascout's nocturnal adventures thru yon bush!!

- JG300-Stoopy

Aha!!! The background story of Torq's mean streak toward Ascout comes out finally! Unrequieted love driven to darker despair by the oh-so-common theft of a woman's passion by the stealthy 'Scout hisself!

Buck up, Torq'..... y'aint the only one been the victim of Le'Ascout's nocturnal adventures thru yon bush!!

...and it's not as if she was "easy", lemme tell ya'! But there's always a special appeal in pursuing the "unattainable". Once you've had a woman of the cloth, you never want to go back!

Once you've had a woman of the cloth, you never want to go back!

- JG300-Ascout

...and it's not as if she was "easy", lemme tell ya'! But there's always a special appeal in pursuing the "unattainable". Once you've had a woman of the cloth, you never want to go back!

Waaaayyy to much information here, bud.

(Am I a bad person for wondering exactly WHAT they wear under those heavy habits? And, am I the only one who is wondering?)

C

- C_Sherman

(Am I a bad person for wondering exactly WHAT they wear under those heavy habits? And, am I the only one who is wondering?)

C

Quite a lot of information there too, Chuckster, but PM me and I'll fill you in....wouldn't want to set off the Torq....he's got informers everywhere.

- JG300-Ascout

- C_Sherman

(Am I a bad person for wondering exactly WHAT they wear under those heavy habits? And, am I the only one who is wondering?)

C

Quite a lot of information there too, Chuckster, but PM me and I'll fill you in....wouldn't want to set off the Torq....he's got informers everywhere.

Urp! Uhhhh...I WAS talking about the nuns! (You thought I was talking about?....um....Ewwwwww!)

- C_Sherman

- JG300-Ascout

...and it's not as if she was "easy", lemme tell ya'! But there's always a special appeal in pursuing the "unattainable". Once you've had a woman of the cloth, you never want to go back!

Waaaayyy to much information here, bud.

(Am I a bad person for wondering exactly WHAT they wear under those heavy habits? And, am I the only one who is wondering?)

C

I Quite Agree with you, brother C_Sherman, and Discussions regarding the fruits of such as Mother Superior Squelmridge hardly do much Good, 'least not for someone in my Position who can only Admire from Afar!

This helps not, such talk, and only serves to place me in a far less Agreeable mood than Previously! In fact I shall be preparing a Very Fitting environment of Inquistion in the hopes of someday acquiring a "session" with the young and irrascible JG300-Ascout, Stealer of Virtue and Fondler of the Faithful!

The standard Tools of Inquisition shall appear as mere Child's Toys compared to what I shall have on hand - No more Fluffy Pillow and Comfy Chair for you, sir. No, prepare to face several hours - Days, perhaps - of torment in this latest insidious device, the new "Cardinal"TM (Is that Not a Fitting Name, Or What?!) heinously created by none other than - yes, those Masters of Maliciousness - La-Z-Boy!!! Muuuuaaahaaahaaaahaaaaa!!!!

Replete with such features as a wide-scaled, semi-contemporary look that offers deeply cushioned comfort. Featuring a waterfall back, welted details and chaise reclining comfort, and available with optional Thermal Massage and Vibro-Rub!!

Aieeee! The 'Cardinal'! No, don't...I repent! I could not help myself...it was Mother Superior Squelmridge's doing I tell you! I could not resist her ministrations with the whipped cream, soft cheese, and the feather duster....I was helpless before her instruments of subjugation!

Man, that chair looks comfy.
That would make a good 'cockpit' chair.

I can see you in that chair Shades..."I'll cut em off at the top of the loop, and you go under them with a split 'es'...Copy? I said do you copy Shades? ....(mic still on)..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".....:D

Perhaps the optional Luxury LiftTM feature will pique your Interests as well. Although I typically use it, with the Subject strapped in with belts, to raise particular parts of the Anatomy for easier access to fingernails, elbows or the forehead/scalp area, and as well to Heat the Iron Bars underneath with a Blowtorch, It is simple to imagine it could serve as a Rudimentary "Ejection Seat" should your Aerial Endeavours not go entirely Your Way.

I bet Ms Shades knows that feature....lol