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JG300 NOT for sale!
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JG300-Stoopy
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:15 am
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I'm not sure why but very lately I've been receiving more than the usual amount of offers to "buy out" the vaunted JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe. Three offers were in my inbox when I returned home this week, and while they are attractive (the furnished private villa in Cozumel was a unique approach) I must make it quite clear that JG300 is, and shall ever remain, a fiercely independant gruppen of bloodthirsty, slovenly, stanky swine who shall not yield to the superficial and fleeting temptations of massive financial gain!

Thank you for your consideration and support in this matter.

JG300-Stoopy
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:59 am Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
...and Golden Parachute or no, I ain't goin'! Go'Wan....yer money's no good here.....! _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:02 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
And certainly not the paltry amounts I've seen offered so far! Low-6 figures?! Don't make me laugh! _________________ "Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely."

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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
- JG300-Stoopy JG300 is, and shall ever remain, a fiercely independant gruppen of bloodthirsty, slovenly, stanky swine who shall not yield to the superficial and fleeting temptations of massive financial gain! And we wouldnt have it any other way! _________________

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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
Alright already, (hands shaking, sweat pouring down forhead) 1 case of Meister Brau....... That's my final offer!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 3:16 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
Even with the dollar amount and the brew.............I still don't think there is enough strawberries in the whole world to do it... All for one and one for all or untill there is no stink in the sty!! _________________ You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 8:03 am
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I mention only in passing, that the "Wild Sauen" are susceptable to "pleasures of the flesh"....but it's hard to come by online, if ya' know what I mean.....

Offers WILL be entertained at the JG300 "Pig Sty"....just report to the "Luv Shak"..... Wink

(I hasten to add that those have to be FEMALE envoys you be's sending 'round.....!)

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 9:49 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
Be sure they bring strawberries too..... It helps _________________ You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 7:22 am Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
- JG300-1Bullet Be sure they bring strawberries too..... It helps ...and whipped cream....goes without saying.... _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 8:56 am Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
...and whipped cream....goes without saying.... erm............we tought you guys would shake to cream 'm

JG300-Tweety
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:02 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
Lets not be hasty or make any rash decisions.....6 figures u say?? Lets negotiate!!!

JG300-Lurps
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:40 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
There's a reason I hang out in the back of the sty practicing with my luger Tweety .... Stoopy assigned me some time ago as his ........ " Problem Solver " ..........

JG300-Tweety
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject: Re: JG300 NOT for sale!
Now Lurps you wouldn't shoot a Tweety Bird.....I know. Hey, besides, as I am sure Stoopy knew instantly,.....my comment was purely tongue in beak.

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