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Shades

Oh sure.
It's MY fault that old dear was trying to drive her car over 40 mph.
What'd she expect???
Imagine the awful damage she could have caused my nuts doing that!!!

piney

Shades wrote:

Imagine the awful damage she could have caused my nuts doing that!!!

thought Mrs. Shades had already cut them off

Shades

DrRedSkwirrell has nurses.
Lots of nurses.
They wouldn't dream of harming the Doctor's little love faucets.

Razz

bsmart

The big story is British mechanics didn't open the hood before 'performing extensive tests'

Any self respecting shade tree mechanic would have taken his cup of coffee over to the car, opened the hood and contemplated the situation. He would have seen the nuts in the engine compartment at that point.

JG300-Ascout

bsmart wrote:

The big story is British mechanics didn't open the hood before 'performing extensive tests'

Any self respecting shade tree mechanic would have taken his cup of coffee over to the car, opened the hood and contemplated the situation. He would have seen the nuts in the engine compartment at that point.

But he were drinking tea, which, by definition, means the "mechanic" was intellectually challenged. Wink

piney

JG300-Ascout wrote:

But he were drinking tea, which, by definition, means the "mechanic" was intellectually challenged. Wink

So, what you've saying is the "mechanic" is a tree rat!

Shades

A1Trigger_Happy

Shades wrote:

DrRedSkwirrell has nurses.
Lots of nurses.
They wouldn't dream of harming the Doctor's little love faucets.

Razz

Love faucets? Lmfao! Wait till I tell vines haha.

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