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Shadow_Homfixr
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Posts: 541
Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL-USA

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:40 am
Post subject: Lexiphile

A lexiphile is a
lover of words;
one who is fascinated by
word and language.

Example of a lexiphile's play :

A dentist and a manicurist married. They
fought tooth and nail.

Read on :

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes
take debate.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles,
U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory
of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out free of
charge.

A will is a dead giveaway.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get
repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name
and a dress.

Did you hear about the fellow whose
whole left side was cut off? He's alright
now

He had a photographic memory which
was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches
will be exposed in the end.

When she saw her first strands of gray
hair, she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in
feudalism, it's your Count that
votes.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

Laughing

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Posts: 101

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:19 pm Post subject: Re: Lexiphile
My Neighbor got hit by a cement truck he should be ok, he's setting up now _________________ riding horses is a lot like nuts n bolts, if the rider's nuts the horse bolts

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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:39 pm
Post subject: Re: Lexiphile

Clever.

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