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JG300-Stoopy
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:00 pm
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...and soon finds himself under pressure...but He's the Only Chance They've Got!!!!

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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:33 am Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...
Looks like I picked the wrong week.... _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:02 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...
ROFL... "Talk him down to the ground!".... Uhm... I'll let my guns do the talkin' for me... "We're fallin', we're fallin'!".... Overheard on Shades Radio Network...

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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:35 pm
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- Shadow_Bshwackr

ROFL...

"Talk him down to the ground!".... Uhm... I'll let my guns do the talkin' for me...

"We're fallin', we're fallin'!".... Overheard on Shades Radio Network...

ROTFLMAO x ..........................

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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:09 pm
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I heard dat!
Razz

I luv the headphones half way up his forehead in the first shot.
And folks wonder where 'Airplane' came from.

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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:30 pm
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As he's flying with his old girlfriend, it sounds like he's used that line before...

"I'm coming in, do you hear me?! I'm coming in right now!

Willful lot, those desperate pilots.

As for me, I've never been the same after flying that mission to bomb the storage depots at Daiqui-ri.

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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:18 pm
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Poor Lt. Stryker certainly seems to be battling his own internal demons, cockpit crew dynamics notwithstanding...it's not like anything the woman in the right seat is screaming about will actually help or anything, but gawd love her she's just gotta point it out just the same.....twice... Laughing

Kinda reminds me of driving with the ol' lady....

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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:09 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...
I think we may have the answer to how half the passenger cabin came to be overcome with a "mysterious illness". They were probably glad to see me move to the cockpit. - JG300-Stoopy _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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