±Recent Visitors

Recent Visitors to Com-Central!

±User Info-big


Welcome Anonymous

Nickname
Password

Membership:
Latest: HighestAce
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 6648

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 203
Total: 203
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Home
02: Community Forums
03: Community Forums
04: Community Forums
05: Photo Gallery
06: Community Forums
07: Community Forums
08: Community Forums
09: Community Forums
10: Photo Gallery
11: Community Forums
12: Community Forums
13: Community Forums
14: Community Forums
15: Community Forums
16: Photo Gallery
17: Community Forums
18: Community Forums
19: Community Forums
20: Home
21: Community Forums
22: Member Screenshots
23: Home
24: Community Forums
25: Downloads
26: Home
27: Member Screenshots
28: Home
29: Photo Gallery
30: Community Forums
31: Community Forums
32: CPGlang
33: Home
34: Community Forums
35: Member Screenshots
36: Community Forums
37: Community Forums
38: Community Forums
39: Photo Gallery
40: Home
41: Community Forums
42: Home
43: Downloads
44: Photo Gallery
45: Home
46: Community Forums
47: Community Forums
48: CPGlang
49: Community Forums
50: Photo Gallery
51: Photo Gallery
52: Community Forums
53: CPGlang
54: CPGlang
55: CPGlang
56: CPGlang
57: Home
58: CPGlang
59: CPGlang
60: Statistics
61: Community Forums
62: Community Forums
63: Community Forums
64: CPGlang
65: Community Forums
66: Home
67: Community Forums
68: Community Forums
69: Downloads
70: Member Screenshots
71: Community Forums
72: CPGlang
73: Downloads
74: Community Forums
75: Community Forums
76: Photo Gallery
77: Home
78: Community Forums
79: Photo Gallery
80: Photo Gallery
81: Community Forums
82: Photo Gallery
83: Community Forums
84: Community Forums
85: Community Forums
86: Community Forums
87: Community Forums
88: Home
89: Photo Gallery
90: Home
91: Photo Gallery
92: Photo Gallery
93: Downloads
94: Community Forums
95: CPGlang
96: News
97: Photo Gallery
98: Community Forums
99: Downloads
100: Photo Gallery
101: Photo Gallery
102: Community Forums
103: Community Forums
104: Community Forums
105: Community Forums
106: Community Forums
107: Community Forums
108: Community Forums
109: Community Forums
110: Photo Gallery
111: Home
112: Community Forums
113: Community Forums
114: Member Screenshots
115: Community Forums
116: Downloads
117: Community Forums
118: Photo Gallery
119: Community Forums
120: Downloads
121: Community Forums
122: Home
123: Downloads
124: Community Forums
125: Home
126: Member Screenshots
127: Community Forums
128: Community Forums
129: Community Forums
130: Community Forums
131: Photo Gallery
132: Community Forums
133: Photo Gallery
134: Community Forums
135: Community Forums
136: Photo Gallery
137: Community Forums
138: Home
139: Community Forums
140: Community Forums
141: Photo Gallery
142: Community Forums
143: Community Forums
144: Community Forums
145: Community Forums
146: Community Forums
147: Community Forums
148: Community Forums
149: Community Forums
150: Downloads
151: Community Forums
152: Photo Gallery
153: CPGlang
154: Community Forums
155: Community Forums
156: Community Forums
157: Photo Gallery
158: Member Screenshots
159: Community Forums
160: Community Forums
161: Community Forums
162: Community Forums
163: Community Forums
164: Community Forums
165: Community Forums
166: Community Forums
167: Community Forums
168: Home
169: Photo Gallery
170: Community Forums
171: Community Forums
172: Community Forums
173: Home
174: Home
175: Community Forums
176: Home
177: Home
178: Community Forums
179: Downloads
180: Photo Gallery
181: Community Forums
182: Home
183: Community Forums
184: Downloads
185: Community Forums
186: Photo Gallery
187: Home
188: Home
189: Community Forums
190: Home
191: Community Forums
192: Photo Gallery
193: Member Screenshots
194: Downloads
195: Community Forums
196: Community Forums
197: Member Screenshots
198: Photo Gallery
199: Photo Gallery
200: Photo Gallery
201: Community Forums
202: Home
203: Community Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
Ascout goes on another business trip...
A public forum for the JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe!
Post new topic    Reply to topic    Printer Friendly Page     Forum Index ›  JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe Public Forum

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
JG300-Stoopy
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 5840
Location: Group W bench
PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:00 pm
Post subject: Ascout goes on another business trip...

...and soon finds himself under pressure...but He's the Only Chance They've Got!!!!



Starring:
Dana Andrews as JG300-Ascout
Linda Darnell as "Gretchen"
Geoffrey Toone as "Dr." JG300-1Bullet
Elroy 'Crazylegs' Hirsch as JG300-Dan736
Sterling Hayden as JG300-Fr8ycat
Steve London as JG300-WilliFocke
Raymond Ferrell as Uhu-Fledermause
John Ashley as Shadow_Buschwackr
Peggy King as young JG300-Stoopy
and
Willis Bouchey as The Beaver

Bonus:
20 Extra points for the first person to name what classic 1980 American satirical comedy film was inspired by this (actually serious?!) 1957 Canadian Movie (wayyy too easy!)!

_________________
"Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely."
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
JG300-Ascout
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 6257
Location: Cyberspace
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:33 am
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

Looks like I picked the wrong week....



_________________
"All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Shadow_Bshwackr
Janitor

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 21, 2005
Posts: 7019
Location: Central Illinois, USA
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:02 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

ROFL...

"Talk him down to the ground!".... Uhm... I'll let my guns do the talkin' for me...

"We're fallin', we're fallin'!".... Overheard on Shades Radio Network... Wink
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
Uhu_Fledermaus
Aircraft Demolition Expert

Offline Offline
Joined: Nov 28, 2004
Posts: 4369
Location: Blaricum, The Netherlands ~GMT+1
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:35 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

- Shadow_Bshwackr
ROFL...

"Talk him down to the ground!".... Uhm... I'll let my guns do the talkin' for me...

"We're fallin', we're fallin'!".... Overheard on Shades Radio Network... Wink


ROTFLMAO x ..........................

_________________
System: i7 2600K @ 4.7G ~1,345V| Asus P8Z68 deluxe | Corsair Hydro H100 | Mushkin Redline 8G @ 1600MHz CL7 ~1,65V | Gainward GTX580 Phanthom 3Gb | 340.52 WHQL drivers | nVidia Inspector 1.9.7.2 | 1x Vertex 3 120G for OS | 1x Samsung 840 500G for FTX_fsX | 1x Samsung 830 256G | 1x Velociraptor 600G | 3x WD 500G | CM Pro Gold 1000W | CM HAF-X | Logitech G15 Blue edition | G940 Flight System |LG Flatron E2711T 27" | Iiyama ProLite E2409HDS 24" | W7 pro SP1 x64 EN | fsX + Acc + all FTX sceneries + OZx + REX_Essentials_OD + FSGX2010 + FSGW
Back to top
View user's profile ICQ Number MSN Messenger Photo Gallery
Shades
Forum Tree-Rat

Offline Offline
Joined: Mar 07, 2005
Posts: 6475
Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:09 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

I heard dat!
Razz

I luv the headphones half way up his forehead in the first shot.
And folks wonder where 'Airplane' came from.

_________________
Skwerl's place.

Com-Central's cutest, fluffiest, twitchiest, tail.
CPU > Intel i9-9900k (o/c 4.9GHz); COOLING > BeQuiet! Dark Rock Pro 4;
MOBO > ASUS PRIME Z390-A; RAM > 2x32GB Corsair LPX 2666MHz;
GPU > Gigabyte GEFORCE GTX650Ti PCI-e 3.0 2Gb GDDR5;
AUDIO > Creative X-Fi Xtreme Music (plus - Universal Audio UAD2 Quad Custom accelerator);
HDD > 3x1TB+ M.2. SSDs; LCD > DELL - S2419HGF (1920x1080);
PSU > 650W be quiet Straight Power 11 - 80+ Gold;
CASE > BeQuiet! SILENT BASE 601; OS > Windows 11 Home Advanced (64-bit).
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website ICQ Number
JG300-Ascout
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 6257
Location: Cyberspace
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:30 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

As he's flying with his old girlfriend, it sounds like he's used that line before...


"I'm coming in, do you hear me?! I'm coming in right now!

Willful lot, those desperate pilots.



As for me, I've never been the same after flying that mission to bomb the storage depots at Daiqui-ri.

_________________
"All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
JG300-Stoopy
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 5840
Location: Group W bench
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:18 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

Poor Lt. Stryker certainly seems to be battling his own internal demons, cockpit crew dynamics notwithstanding...it's not like anything the woman in the right seat is screaming about will actually help or anything, but gawd love her she's just gotta point it out just the same.....twice... Laughing



Kinda reminds me of driving with the ol' lady....

_________________
"Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely."
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
JG300-Ascout
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 6257
Location: Cyberspace
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:09 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

I think we may have the answer to how half the passenger cabin came to be overcome with a "mysterious illness". They were probably glad to see me move to the cockpit. Wink


- JG300-Stoopy





_________________
"All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic    Reply to topic    Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index ›  JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe Public Forum
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 6 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You can download files in this forum