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Ascout goes on another business trip...
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...and soon finds himself under pressure...but He's the Only Chance They've Got!!!!



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Looks like I picked the wrong week....



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ROFL...

"Talk him down to the ground!".... Uhm... I'll let my guns do the talkin' for me...

"We're fallin', we're fallin'!".... Overheard on Shades Radio Network... Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:35 pm
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- Shadow_Bshwackr
ROFL...

"Talk him down to the ground!".... Uhm... I'll let my guns do the talkin' for me...

"We're fallin', we're fallin'!".... Overheard on Shades Radio Network... Wink


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:09 pm
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I heard dat!
Razz

I luv the headphones half way up his forehead in the first shot.
And folks wonder where 'Airplane' came from.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:30 pm
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As he's flying with his old girlfriend, it sounds like he's used that line before...


"I'm coming in, do you hear me?! I'm coming in right now!

Willful lot, those desperate pilots.



As for me, I've never been the same after flying that mission to bomb the storage depots at Daiqui-ri.

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Poor Lt. Stryker certainly seems to be battling his own internal demons, cockpit crew dynamics notwithstanding...it's not like anything the woman in the right seat is screaming about will actually help or anything, but gawd love her she's just gotta point it out just the same.....twice... Laughing



Kinda reminds me of driving with the ol' lady....

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I think we may have the answer to how half the passenger cabin came to be overcome with a "mysterious illness". They were probably glad to see me move to the cockpit. Wink


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