±Recent Visitors

Recent Visitors to Com-Central!

±User Info-big


Welcome Anonymous

Nickname
Password

Membership:
Latest: HighestAce
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 6648

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 227
Total: 227
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Home
02: Statistics
03: Community Forums
04: News Archive
05: Home
06: Community Forums
07: Photo Gallery
08: Community Forums
09: Community Forums
10: Community Forums
11: Community Forums
12: Community Forums
13: Photo Gallery
14: Home
15: Photo Gallery
16: Community Forums
17: Community Forums
18: Home
19: Community Forums
20: Community Forums
21: Community Forums
22: Photo Gallery
23: Community Forums
24: Community Forums
25: Community Forums
26: Community Forums
27: Community Forums
28: Member Screenshots
29: Community Forums
30: Photo Gallery
31: Community Forums
32: Community Forums
33: News
34: Photo Gallery
35: Community Forums
36: Community Forums
37: Home
38: Community Forums
39: Photo Gallery
40: Community Forums
41: Photo Gallery
42: Community Forums
43: Photo Gallery
44: Community Forums
45: Photo Gallery
46: Community Forums
47: Home
48: Community Forums
49: Photo Gallery
50: Home
51: Home
52: Community Forums
53: Home
54: Home
55: Home
56: Home
57: CPGlang
58: CPGlang
59: CPGlang
60: Community Forums
61: Community Forums
62: Photo Gallery
63: Home
64: Community Forums
65: Community Forums
66: Community Forums
67: CPGlang
68: Community Forums
69: Community Forums
70: Community Forums
71: Photo Gallery
72: Community Forums
73: Community Forums
74: Community Forums
75: Community Forums
76: Community Forums
77: Downloads
78: Photo Gallery
79: Community Forums
80: Community Forums
81: Photo Gallery
82: Community Forums
83: Home
84: Home
85: CPGlang
86: Home
87: Photo Gallery
88: Home
89: Downloads
90: Home
91: Home
92: Community Forums
93: Community Forums
94: Community Forums
95: Home
96: Home
97: Community Forums
98: Home
99: Photo Gallery
100: Community Forums
101: Home
102: Community Forums
103: Community Forums
104: Home
105: Community Forums
106: Community Forums
107: Photo Gallery
108: Photo Gallery
109: Community Forums
110: CPGlang
111: Home
112: Photo Gallery
113: Community Forums
114: Downloads
115: Photo Gallery
116: Community Forums
117: Community Forums
118: Community Forums
119: Community Forums
120: Community Forums
121: Community Forums
122: Community Forums
123: Community Forums
124: CPGlang
125: Home
126: Home
127: CPGlang
128: Community Forums
129: Community Forums
130: Home
131: Community Forums
132: Home
133: Home
134: CPGlang
135: Community Forums
136: Community Forums
137: Community Forums
138: Community Forums
139: Community Forums
140: Community Forums
141: Community Forums
142: Home
143: Community Forums
144: Photo Gallery
145: Home
146: Photo Gallery
147: Community Forums
148: Your Account
149: CPGlang
150: Home
151: Community Forums
152: Home
153: Community Forums
154: Community Forums
155: Community Forums
156: Community Forums
157: Community Forums
158: Community Forums
159: Community Forums
160: Your Account
161: Community Forums
162: Home
163: CPGlang
164: Community Forums
165: Community Forums
166: Community Forums
167: Community Forums
168: Community Forums
169: Community Forums
170: CPGlang
171: Community Forums
172: Photo Gallery
173: Community Forums
174: Community Forums
175: Community Forums
176: Photo Gallery
177: Community Forums
178: CPGlang
179: Downloads
180: Community Forums
181: Community Forums
182: Community Forums
183: Community Forums
184: Community Forums
185: Community Forums
186: CPGlang
187: Community Forums
188: Member Screenshots
189: Community Forums
190: Community Forums
191: Community Forums
192: Home
193: Community Forums
194: Photo Gallery
195: Downloads
196: Community Forums
197: Community Forums
198: Community Forums
199: Community Forums
200: Community Forums
201: Community Forums
202: Community Forums
203: Community Forums
204: Community Forums
205: Community Forums
206: Home
207: Photo Gallery
208: Community Forums
209: CPGlang
210: Community Forums
211: Community Forums
212: Community Forums
213: Photo Gallery
214: Home
215: Community Forums
216: Home
217: Downloads
218: CPGlang
219: CPGlang
220: Photo Gallery
221: Community Forums
222: Community Forums
223: Community Forums
224: Community Forums
225: Community Forums
226: Downloads
227: Home

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
Ascout goes on another business trip...
A public forum for the JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe!
Post new topic    Reply to topic    Printer Friendly Page     Forum Index ›  JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe Public Forum

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
JG300-Stoopy
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 5840
Location: Group W bench
PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:00 pm
Post subject: Ascout goes on another business trip...

...and soon finds himself under pressure...but He's the Only Chance They've Got!!!!



Starring:
Dana Andrews as JG300-Ascout
Linda Darnell as "Gretchen"
Geoffrey Toone as "Dr." JG300-1Bullet
Elroy 'Crazylegs' Hirsch as JG300-Dan736
Sterling Hayden as JG300-Fr8ycat
Steve London as JG300-WilliFocke
Raymond Ferrell as Uhu-Fledermause
John Ashley as Shadow_Buschwackr
Peggy King as young JG300-Stoopy
and
Willis Bouchey as The Beaver

Bonus:
20 Extra points for the first person to name what classic 1980 American satirical comedy film was inspired by this (actually serious?!) 1957 Canadian Movie (wayyy too easy!)!

_________________
"Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely."
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
JG300-Ascout
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 6257
Location: Cyberspace
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:33 am
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

Looks like I picked the wrong week....



_________________
"All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Shadow_Bshwackr
Janitor

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 21, 2005
Posts: 7019
Location: Central Illinois, USA
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:02 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

ROFL...

"Talk him down to the ground!".... Uhm... I'll let my guns do the talkin' for me...

"We're fallin', we're fallin'!".... Overheard on Shades Radio Network... Wink
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
Uhu_Fledermaus
Aircraft Demolition Expert

Offline Offline
Joined: Nov 28, 2004
Posts: 4369
Location: Blaricum, The Netherlands ~GMT+1
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:35 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

- Shadow_Bshwackr
ROFL...

"Talk him down to the ground!".... Uhm... I'll let my guns do the talkin' for me...

"We're fallin', we're fallin'!".... Overheard on Shades Radio Network... Wink


ROTFLMAO x ..........................

_________________
System: i7 2600K @ 4.7G ~1,345V| Asus P8Z68 deluxe | Corsair Hydro H100 | Mushkin Redline 8G @ 1600MHz CL7 ~1,65V | Gainward GTX580 Phanthom 3Gb | 340.52 WHQL drivers | nVidia Inspector 1.9.7.2 | 1x Vertex 3 120G for OS | 1x Samsung 840 500G for FTX_fsX | 1x Samsung 830 256G | 1x Velociraptor 600G | 3x WD 500G | CM Pro Gold 1000W | CM HAF-X | Logitech G15 Blue edition | G940 Flight System |LG Flatron E2711T 27" | Iiyama ProLite E2409HDS 24" | W7 pro SP1 x64 EN | fsX + Acc + all FTX sceneries + OZx + REX_Essentials_OD + FSGX2010 + FSGW
Back to top
View user's profile ICQ Number MSN Messenger Photo Gallery
Shades
Forum Tree-Rat

Offline Offline
Joined: Mar 07, 2005
Posts: 6475
Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:09 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

I heard dat!
Razz

I luv the headphones half way up his forehead in the first shot.
And folks wonder where 'Airplane' came from.

_________________
Skwerl's place.

Com-Central's cutest, fluffiest, twitchiest, tail.
CPU > Intel i9-9900k (o/c 4.9GHz); COOLING > BeQuiet! Dark Rock Pro 4;
MOBO > ASUS PRIME Z390-A; RAM > 2x32GB Corsair LPX 2666MHz;
GPU > Gigabyte GEFORCE GTX650Ti PCI-e 3.0 2Gb GDDR5;
AUDIO > Creative X-Fi Xtreme Music (plus - Universal Audio UAD2 Quad Custom accelerator);
HDD > 3x1TB+ M.2. SSDs; LCD > DELL - S2419HGF (1920x1080);
PSU > 650W be quiet Straight Power 11 - 80+ Gold;
CASE > BeQuiet! SILENT BASE 601; OS > Windows 11 Home Advanced (64-bit).
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website ICQ Number
JG300-Ascout
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 6257
Location: Cyberspace
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:30 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

As he's flying with his old girlfriend, it sounds like he's used that line before...


"I'm coming in, do you hear me?! I'm coming in right now!

Willful lot, those desperate pilots.



As for me, I've never been the same after flying that mission to bomb the storage depots at Daiqui-ri.

_________________
"All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
JG300-Stoopy
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 5840
Location: Group W bench
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:18 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

Poor Lt. Stryker certainly seems to be battling his own internal demons, cockpit crew dynamics notwithstanding...it's not like anything the woman in the right seat is screaming about will actually help or anything, but gawd love her she's just gotta point it out just the same.....twice... Laughing



Kinda reminds me of driving with the ol' lady....

_________________
"Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely."
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
JG300-Ascout
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 6257
Location: Cyberspace
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:09 pm
Post subject: Re: Ascout goes on another business trip...

I think we may have the answer to how half the passenger cabin came to be overcome with a "mysterious illness". They were probably glad to see me move to the cockpit. Wink


- JG300-Stoopy





_________________
"All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic    Reply to topic    Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index ›  JG300 Wild Sau Gruppe Public Forum
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 6 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You can download files in this forum