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HF_SlowHand · Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:17 pm Post subject: do the Brits speak English?

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:06 am Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

Took a few taxis around Newcastle and never understood a word. Between the Geordie accent (which was comprehensible and charming in a female business associate), lack of a full set of teeth among them, and I suspect a pint or two, I got nothing. Might as well have been in Magyar. Rolling Eyes

Shades · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:36 am Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

Yer all a buncha demm illiterates!
Iss youse wot dinna speak proper nae more.

piney · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:44 am Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

y'all stop complainin ya teched in the haid tree rat afore someone sticks ya in a poke and ya end up next to a coupla aigs

HF_SlowHand · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:13 am Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

shades, translate please?

Huh?

Shades · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:05 pm Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

Hey!
He's not a Brit!
Sounded Swedish to me.
Anyway, basically he said he's going to busk for a few minutes using some mobile (cell) phones.
I have no idea what the lyrics were about but I think we can guess;

Boy accidentally bumps into girl on a tram in Stockholm and asks her out.
Girl says she can't because she has to wash her cat.
Boy gets mad and throws girl under bus as they get off, at the shop that sells those nice little pink-iced, uniquely Swedish, doughnuts.
Boy goes home to feed his dog as he hates cats anyway.

[repeat chorus]

RCAF_Wingnut · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:48 pm Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

Translation - Quit complaining you crazy sqwerrel before you end up in the cooking pot and wind up on the plate for dinner with a couple eggs.

By the way, I'm back with you all. And my lie detecting robot is better than ever, and he's just waiting for that crazy tree rat to say something, any thing!!!

RCAF_Wingnut · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:03 am Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

Translation - Quit complaining you crazy sqwerrel before you end up in the cooking pot and wind up on the plate for dinner with a couple eggs.

By the way, I'm back with you all. And my lie detecting robot is better than ever, and he's just waiting for that crazy tree rat to say something, any thing!!!

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:20 am Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

I say we lock the skwirrel in a room and pummel him with Neil Diamond pop hits until he begs for mercy. Then, we increase the volume.

piney · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:53 am Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

We should use Zamphir's greatest hits instead.

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:21 pm Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

- piney

We should use Zamphir's greatest hits instead.

No, no, no....the whole point is to use something that he wouldn't enjoy. Wink

Shades · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:16 pm Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

I like Neil Diamond!

Shadow_Banshee · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Feb 03, 2005 Posts: 575

Shade likes neil diamond lol!

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:35 am Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

- Shades

I like Neil Diamond!

Neil Diamond, America's Noel Harrison....

This one goes out to the skwirrel...

Razz

RCAF_Wingnut · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:26 am Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?

I know a good Klingon Opera that if played backwards will do the trick.

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