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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 4:34 am Post subject: British skwirrels....they're the worst...
...but we already knew that _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:02 pm
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Oh sure.
It's MY fault that old dear was trying to drive her car over 40 mph.
What'd she expect???
Imagine the awful damage she could have caused my nuts doing that!!!

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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:27 pm Post subject: Re: British skwirrels....they're the worst...
- Shades Imagine the awful damage she could have caused my nuts doing that!!! thought Mrs. Shades had already cut them off _________________ The only good skwerril is a dead un

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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:12 am
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DrRedSkwirrell has nurses.
Lots of nurses.
They wouldn't dream of harming the Doctor's little love faucets.

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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:20 pm Post subject: Re: British skwirrels....they're the worst...
The big story is British mechanics didn't open the hood before 'performing extensive tests' Any self respecting shade tree mechanic would have taken his cup of coffee over to the car, opened the hood and contemplated the situation. He would have seen the nuts in the engine compartment at that point. _________________ Bob Smart (bsmart@xecu.net)

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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:14 am
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- bsmart

The big story is British mechanics didn't open the hood before 'performing extensive tests'

Any self respecting shade tree mechanic would have taken his cup of coffee over to the car, opened the hood and contemplated the situation. He would have seen the nuts in the engine compartment at that point.

But he were drinking tea, which, by definition, means the "mechanic" was intellectually challenged. Wink

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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:40 am Post subject: Re: British skwirrels....they're the worst...
- JG300-Ascout But he were drinking tea, which, by definition, means the "mechanic" was intellectually challenged. So, what you've saying is the "mechanic" is a tree rat! _________________ The only good skwerril is a dead un

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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:59 pm Post subject: Re: British skwirrels....they're the worst...
- Shades DrRedSkwirrell has nurses. Lots of nurses. They wouldn't dream of harming the Doctor's little love faucets. Love faucets? Lmfao! Wait till I tell vines haha.

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