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JG300-Ascout
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:08 pm
Post subject: Flight Simmer's Civil Rights Violated! Crisis at "Pig Sty"..

Acting on a questionable tip from an unreliable source, authorities decended in a dawn raid with a bogus warrant on those fun-loving (but assiduously law-abidin') purveyors of "Private Reserve" and "Stoopy's Pickeled Pork Rinds", JG300 at their just-on-the-international-border location and base of operations, the "Pig Sty" distribution center. Claiming they were looking for an illicit brewery and pilflered Strawberries from a hijacked shipment, they used excessive force in gaining entry and bruised JG300-Stoopy, who tried to deny any wrongdoing and deny access to the loading dock. (He was led away crying about a "rush to justice" while dribbling a suspicious red juice down his chinny-chin-chin....)

JG300 legal representatives declined to make any formal statements, but off the record cited a likely defense based upon a lack of "probable cause".
From his cell at the Orcas I. jail, JG300-Stoopy, obviously shaken, could only comment "Man, if you think I was stinky before, you shoulda' been there when I found myself starin' down the muzzle of that 5" gun!"

Donations to the JG300 "Private Reserve" defense fund are being accepted by JG300-Ascout in USD, Euro's, Pesetas, Real's, Swiss Franc's, Thai Baht, Vietnamese Dong, whatever....

Remember it's your squads' rights you'll be protecting...if not challenged, there's no telling who might be next.... Shocked

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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:36 pm Post subject: Re: Flight Simmer's Civil Rights Violated! Crisis at "Pig St
...in related news from the "Wut's all this, then?" department.... _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject: Re: Flight Simmer's Civil Rights Violated! Crisis at "Pig St
You know, while you can't actually land on this thing, it might make for a pretty good approximation in multiplay... Oh, don't turn it too tight...it doesn't like that. Available free from FSShipyards.... www.fs-shipyards.org/ _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:12 pm Post subject: Re: Flight Simmer's Civil Rights Violated! Crisis at "Pig Sty"..
LOL, love it. nice ship _________________ "Well, I gotta go...Yeh I'm running out of change"

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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:16 am Post subject: Re: Flight Simmer's Civil Rights Violated! Crisis at "Pig Sty"..
Hmmm Ascout, looks as if that 'flyin' ship was close to the CC hideout...

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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:20 am Post subject: Re: Flight Simmer's Civil Rights Violated! Crisis at "Pig Sty"..
- Shadow_Bshwackr Hmmm Ascout, looks as if that 'flyin' ship was close to the CC hideout... In fact, it pulled right up to "Ascout's Dock" in full view of your beer and BBQ shack! Perfect fit, too! _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:43 am Post subject: Re: Flight Simmer's Civil Rights Violated! Crisis at "Pig Sty"..
next time we mine the harbour! _________________ eagles may soar but a weasel won't get sucked into a jet engine

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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:03 am Post subject: Re: Flight Simmer's Civil Rights Violated! Crisis at "Pig Sty"..
Just as I was getting comfortable in my little corner of the sty.. I should have known you guys were trouble makers.. sheesh. Someone owes me some more brew! lol _________________

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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:52 pm
Post subject: Re: Flight Simmer's Civil Rights Violated! Crisis at "Pig St

Jack Booted thugs!

I tried ta warn ya. Man handled me they have on many occasions for doing nothin more than taking the "self" guided tour and sample taste.

Next there will be video cameras in every Sty. All cellphones and landlines will be monitored

Go to your windows, stick your snouts out and yell "Im as mad as hell and I aint gonna SSSUUUUEEEEE no more".

"Free Stoopy"...................down with man!

No Stoopy, no peace....No Stoopy, no peace.........................

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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:11 am
Post subject: Re: Flight Simmer's Civil Rights Violated! Crisis at "Pig St

....not so loud, fr8ycat.....gaurds'll hear ya!!!!!

Besides, it's a pretty sweet deal in here.....big ol' food trough, all the swill I can eat, traded my shot-up parachute for a carton of smokes.....got the top bunk with a nice muddy mattress.....no damn phone ringin'......yeah, I could go for a few day's vacation in here! And I'm with a class of people I'm comfortable with....very much like my good ol' stymates I tell ya.....maybe not the classiest group but at least I know who I'm dealin with... Wink

'Course that don't mean you have to stop the care packages and contributions comin'.......help, help, I'm bein' repressed!!!!

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