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Uhu_Fledermaus · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject: For today's Birthday boy !!

Many Happy returns Bushy !! Laughing

fled

sweets · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Dec 18, 2005 Posts: 811

joyeux anniversaire m baiser broussailleux Wink

Combat · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Jan 06, 2005 Posts: 1035

Doug_Kibbey · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:36 am Post subject: Re: For today's Birthday boy !!

George Carlin at 69 (he's got a few years on both of us..and I've got a few on you, Bushy...) - For your B'day reflection:

"I'm a modern man, a man for the millenium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politcally, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife, a state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave, but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradeble. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive. Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, 'cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alphamale on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an overacheiver, laid back, but fashion foward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintanence; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurly post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on a long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mails, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall, I bought a minivan at a megastore, I eat fast food in the the slow lane. I'm tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinin', jivin' and movin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hangin' tough, over and out."

JG300-1Bullet · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:51 am Post subject: Re: For today's Birthday boy !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Shades · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:34 am Post subject: Re: For today's Birthday boy !!

HEY!
He snuck that in under the radar.
Happy Birthday Sissypants!
Wink

(while I'm still dribbling at sweets' accent..., whut's a 'broussailleux'?)

JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:06 am Post subject: Re: For today's Birthday boy !!

Yo, Happy Birthday, ol' BushyDude!!!!!

May there be many many many many many many more to come....

Shadow_Bshwackr · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:41 am Post subject: Re: For today's Birthday boy !!

Thanks everyone!!

Made it another year...lol

Spring is here, I'm up at the crack of dawn and ready for the day! (I'm already plannin' the 'power nap' for this afternoon)...lol

JG300-1Bullet · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:58 pm Post subject: Re: For today's Birthday boy !!

I thought when you got over 50 you were allowed two naps per day.... Wink

Uhu_Deenee · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: May 09, 2005 Posts: 98

WOW! That will teach me to read the notice boards more often - Belated wishes from the UK Bushy!!

Houdini

RCAF_Wingnut · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:11 pm Post subject: Re: For today's Birthday boy !!

I shood have posted this yesterday Bushy, but Happy Belated Birthday.

sweets · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Dec 18, 2005 Posts: 811

broussailleux is Bushy Wink

Hi Shades sweetie

Shades · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:43 pm Post subject: Re: For today's Birthday boy !!

RAF92_Moser · Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:00 am Post subject: Re: For today's Birthday boy !!

Again!!??

RM_bizkid · Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:56 am Post subject: Re: For today's Birthday boy !!

Most Happy Birthday.......but nobody is telling me where the party is? Shocked

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