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www.signonsandiego.com...ffdog.html

Stoopid humans!




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lol cute Cool Wink
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:42 pm
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Shocked

Oi !!

Is that squirrel washing down a pint if guinness ?

Didn't know that squirrels managed to get over the age limit to allow 'm entrance in a pub !

What's the average estimated age or life expectancy of the average squirrell ??

Food for tought me thinks................... Laughing


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- Uhu_Fledermaus

What's the average estimated age or life expectancy of the average squirrell ??


If they get caught in my yard..............about 1 minute. Laughing
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Laughing rotflmao Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:46 am
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I got a special cast iron stew pot for them dastartdly Skwirrrels!!!!


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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:21 am
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Bullyin sobz!

Lifespans for squirrels differ depending on the model (Ford, Buick, Dodge, etc).

However, for RedSkwirrells, it is generally accepted to be five to seven years.

This can vary considerably depending on the local rifle / catapult / cat / Tanker population which can reduce the figure dramatically.

Conversely, Guiness consumption has been found to have a 'wild' effect on the natural redskwirrell aging process which can be enhanced further by cuddling good-looking nurses.
in particular

It is known that one RedSkwirrell in particular has managed to reach the age of 46 (human years) and is still going strong.

Good looking nurses are strongly advised to avoid him.

At all costs!


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LMAO Shades...
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:14 am
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Hmmmmm to think of it. A "tanked" Skwirrel aint to bad, they are marinated already!!!! Now get into me pot ya dang Skwirrel.



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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 2:15 pm
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Tank, u gatz until 19th June ta let me n Rilla rip a new hole in ur CFS1 butt.
We hadda move to furball, but you can still get good medical attention.

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 3:16 am
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- Shades

Stoopid humans!



THIS is news? Do they not have "Cops" on TV where you live? Stoopid people are EVERWHERE!!

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:46 am
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Sad to report, my brother's a UK cop (Scotland Yard and all that).
That's what I based it on.
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(lol j/k - I luvvim ta bits)

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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:58 pm
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Ya know there Ol'Shady, Skwirrells are natural born thieves Twisted Evil , stealing seeds and such from bird feeders and letting those poor lil birdies go hungry! Unlike those dastardly Skwirrells, I gave my CFS 1 CD to a homeless gent that needed to find something clean to eat off of. Laughing .

BTW what are ya going to do when the zone closes? I would like to cya 1 on 1 in IL2FB with lil Ol'me (throws down the gaunlet). As protocol dictates you have the choice of weapons either in 4.04m or 4.05m. As you well surmise after the duel if you are dead and stinking I will gut ya, skin ya and cook ya, then...... use some of your bones to clean my only tooth!!
(in Arkansas this is a badge of honor) lol.

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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:39 pm
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Rolling Eyes
Lemme see (looks around in the galley)
I got meself a tanker and a squirrel.......... mmmmmmmmmmmm

I'll better wack 'm in the Rayburn together and let 'm cook for a wee while
and by the looks of it I don't need to add any butter either as they are both fat enough Twisted Evil

Any of you Yankie fella's have a good recepy for this combination?

Here in Europe we don't seem to have a decent recepy for this fine cousine Laughing

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