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Shades
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:38 am
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:03 am Post subject: Re: Blonde
hilarius !

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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject: Re: Blonde
If the PC mafia is re-opening alcatraz www.nps.gov/alcatraz/ you're a lifer for that, Shades. Best and Warm Regards And Keep Up the Good Work! Adrian Wainer

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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:42 pm Post subject: Re: Blonde
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