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Shades · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:06 am Post subject: Missing skwirrell

Gotta love the UK's new approach to aviation security.

Rolling Eyes

Basically:-

- actual Home Office guidance documentation; "Travel Advice for Air Passengers

If you want to fly anywhere in the world, we're gonna make it as damned inconvenient for you as we possibly can.
You will have most of your luggage confiscated and then we will delay you for three or four hours on top.
If, after this, you still want to fly somewhere, we're not going to let you anyway.
Please don't ask "Why is all this necessarry? It's not required anywhere else in the world!", as our security officers have trouble understanding questions phrased this simply and may opt to confiscate another item of your luggage they hadn't previously considered.
The Home Office realises these procedures are raving bonkers and that their implimentation will inconvenience potential passengers and anyone even loosely connected to the UK aviation industry.
We are endeavouring to keep our usual times off the tee, while you sort it out amongst yourselves."

Anyway, for anyone who wondered; For one reason or another I've been kinda tied up lately for the above reasons, thanks to those cowardly ****ers from Al-Sissyda again.

(And, if you're listening Mr Bin Gayden, I'm in the UK and we're STILL not afraid! To us, you and yer mates are just the thick ugly kids from school who only get attention by doing something naughty. Ya never amount to much when you leave, and yer time in the big wide world's fast approaching!)

Uhu_Fledermaus · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:08 am Post subject: Re: Missing skwirrell

AH!! He's come up for Air !!

fled

Shades · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:07 am Post subject: Re: Missing skwirrell

Hehehe, it was getting a bit 'skanky' down there.
Wink

sweets · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Dec 18, 2005 Posts: 811

Hi babe been missing you, glad to see you back around welcome home !! Wink

Shades · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:26 am Post subject: Re: Missing skwirrell

*dribblezzzzzz

A1Trigger_Happy · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:25 pm Post subject: Re: Missing skwirrell

down shades down!

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