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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:15 pm
Post subject: The MSNBC "Answer Man"
...on the U.S. Open: www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3226091/


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Maria Sharapova
Q: Were you impressed with Maria Sharapova’s victory at the U.S. Open?

A: That was Sharapova? I was listening from the other room and with all the shrieking, I thought it was the shower scene from “Psycho.� The director’s cut.

Q: Don’t you know that Sharapova’s shrieking helps her hit the ball better?

A: Tell it to my dog. On break point of the first set he jumped through our plate-glass window.

Q: Was he injured?

A: No, fortunately Sharapova had cracked that window in the semis. Look, Sharapova is a marvelous athlete, but she sounds like James Brown plucking out his nose hairs.

Q: Martina Navratilova won the U.S. Open mixed doubles title. Who was her partner?

A: I don’t know. Jeff George? I was busy watching tapes of Anna Kournikova at the ’02 French Open.

Q: Mike Tyson has taken a job shadowboxing for gawking tourists at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas. Tyson, who once threatened to eat his opponent’s children, who once bit off a man’s ear, working for chump change in the city of the all-you-can-eat buffet -- what could be scarier?

A: My Maria Sharapova ring tone.

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