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JG300-Ascout
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:52 pm
Post subject: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you....

...you know who you are. Wink ( a word to the unwise )

"Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature smileyface*.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his Johnson* severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his Johnson*."


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*because it's the "Officers Club".....apologies in advance to Mr. Johnson.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:02 pm
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lolol

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:37 pm
Post subject: Re: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you....

One wonders about some parts of the population one thought they where extint, apparantly they are not.

How daft can one be, really ??

rotflmao!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:43 pm
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ROFLMAO.... Some people will believe ANYTHING...lol
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:00 am
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Hi Folks!

I hear that area of the world has a test where a man can learn if his future wife maybe a witch.

1. Weigh the lady in question.
2. Have lady in question set on a broom.
3. Reweigh the lady with broom.
If weight goes up do to the addation of the broom, she is not a witch. Razz
If weight goes down because the broom is holding her up, she is a witch. Crying or Very sad

I guess if that area has witch doctors, then there must also be witchs.

The above is one of those things I came acrossed on the internet. Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:40 pm
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damn...anybody wanna by a hedgehog????
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:33 pm
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Anyone wanna buy a witch !!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:50 am
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Twisted Evil Oh, I'm not for sale. Sorry! LOL LOL LOL.

Then again, for the right Luftwaffle, I COULD be bought. Twisted Evil

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